انگلیسی یاد بگیرید / تلویزیون به زبان انگلیسی / extr@ (اضافی) انگلیسی
extr@ (Extra) English با زیرنویس انگلیسی و رونویسی (ترجمه شده به چندین زبان)
قسمت 3: Hector has a date (هکتور تاریخ دارد)
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Bridget
Annie
Nick
Hector
| 00:15 | |||
| This is the story of two girls who share a flat in London. | |||
| They have a visitor from Argentina who can’t speak English very well, who has no style, and who can’t do the shopping. | |||
| But he is very, very handsome. | |||
| Stand by for EXTR@! | |||
| 01:13 | |||
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Dear Dream Date, | ||
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My name is Annie! I’m 19 and I love animals, | ||
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and, and – and I love chocolate: chocolate ice cream, chocolate cake, | ||
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boxes of chocolate, chocolate mousse … | ||
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What are you doing, Annie? | ||
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Nothing! | ||
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What’s this? | ||
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“Dream Date, make my dream come true!” | ||
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Oh, how did that get there? | ||
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How sweet! | ||
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Hector … Hector! | ||
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Oh hi, Bridget. | ||
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And up!! Oh, keep going, Hector. | ||
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Aah, I see, Hector found Cindy’s one hundred and one top exercises, then. | ||
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Yes! | ||
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Oh, good try, Hector. | ||
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Cindy is so old fashioned, I can teach Hector how to exercise! | ||
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Exercise with Cindy, no! Exercise with Bridget, yes! | ||
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But … ! | ||
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It’s OK, I can do it! | ||
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Music please, Annie. | ||
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Follow me. Arms up, touch your toes, stand straight and – one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! | ||
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More energy please! | ||
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! | ||
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! | ||
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! | ||
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OK, faster still! | ||
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Left leg up! Left leg up! | ||
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Left leg up! | ||
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Oh, my leg hurts! | ||
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Come on, keep up! | ||
| 03:27 | |||
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Come on, faster … Come on, come on, faster … | ||
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Oh, hi Nick, we’re exercising. | ||
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I can see. | ||
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Oh, phew, OK. Let’s get a drink! | ||
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Oh, I must check my emails. | ||
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Would you like some water, Hector? | ||
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Oh no, no, after you. | ||
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No, you first. | ||
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Oh, no no no, ladies first. | ||
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No, no, you first. | ||
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No, you first. | ||
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Oh, give it to me! | ||
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Oh, goody! Three messages. | ||
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Oh dear! | ||
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What’s wrong? | ||
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Annie’s been on the Internet – again! | ||
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The Internet? | ||
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To find a boyfriend! | ||
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Oh, let’s see! | ||
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Oh no, don’t look. | ||
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Oh, come on, Annie! | ||
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Oh, all right then. | ||
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“Annie baby! Rocky the tennis star here!” | ||
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“I am the racquet – Will you be my ball?” | ||
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Ugh! | ||
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OK, number two. | ||
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Mmm … umm – “Dear Annie! I love animals too.” | ||
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Mmm. “They are so beautiful in their glass boxes.” | ||
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“Come and see them. Tony Green (Taxidermist).” | ||
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A taxidermist! | ||
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Ooh, how horrible! | ||
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Oh Charlie, here, boy! | ||
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It’s OK, Charlie. | ||
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Annie, what is a taxidermist? | ||
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Mmm, well it’s … it’s a … ah … oh, never mind. | ||
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Third time lucky. | ||
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Hope so. | ||
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Mmm … “Annie, can you cook like my mother?” | ||
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“Do you like trains?” | ||
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“Can you meet me today?” | ||
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“Giles Smith aged twenty four.” | ||
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“P.S. Mummy says I must be home before 5 p.m.” | ||
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Oh dear! | ||
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Oh, I’ll never get a boyfriend! | ||
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Bridget always has a boyfriend. | ||
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Has she? | ||
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Annie, look, it’s not what you write. It’s … it’s how you write it. | ||
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Huh? | ||
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I bet I could get a girlfriend on the Internet, no problem. | ||
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Well, yes, Nick, you could! | ||
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I bet you could not! | ||
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I could! | ||
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OK, what would you write? | ||
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I’m six foot tall. | ||
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Five foot eleven. | ||
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I have blonde hair. | ||
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Mousey brown. | ||
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I love animals … | ||
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Ha! | ||
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… and fast cars, and beautiful women. | ||
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I would write to you! | ||
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Would you? | ||
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Oh, come on, Annie! | ||
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Let’s go to the gym. | ||
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Oh Bridget, no! Not more exercise! | ||
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See you later, boys. | ||
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Oh, and … er … Hector, would you do my washing for me? | ||
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Washing? OK. | ||
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No problem. | ||
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Oh, and Nick, will you spray my plant for me please? | ||
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The spray is in the bathroom. | ||
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No problem. | ||
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Nick … | ||
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Uh-huh? | ||
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What is a taxidermist? | ||
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Oh … well … well, it’s … never mind. | ||
| 07:46 | |||
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Chrissy! Today, Hector found Cindy’s exercise video … | ||
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… but I decided to help him with his exercises instead! | ||
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He really enjoyed it! | ||
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Nadia, I looked for a boyfriend on the Internet today and had three strange replies: | ||
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one from a tennis player – too arrogant! | ||
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one from a taxidermist – too horrible! | ||
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and one from a train spotter – too weird! | ||
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But Bridget always has a boyfriend! | ||
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Dan! It’s so easy to find a girlfriend on the Internet. | ||
| 09:02 | |||
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Finding new girlfriends on the Internet is so easy. | ||
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OK, Hector! | ||
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Question one. How do guys get girlfriends? | ||
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Girlfriends? | ||
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Yeah! Girlfriends. | ||
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Oh! Oh, no girlfriends, me, never. | ||
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What? Never? | ||
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No girl … no girlfriends? | ||
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Wow! Man! | ||
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You, Nick, you have had girlfriends? | ||
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Yeah, loads! | ||
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Ten? | ||
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Ten?!! Hah! Hundreds! | ||
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Wow! | ||
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So I know what girls like. | ||
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They like fast cars, they like money, they like dancing. | ||
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Oh, I love dancing! | ||
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Like this! | ||
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No, dancing like this! | ||
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Yeah, Hector, leave it to me. | ||
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Leave it to me, my friend, I have a plan! | ||
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Oh, Hector, Annie’s plant. | ||
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Her garden spray is in the bathroom. | ||
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Oh. | ||
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Ho-ho! | ||
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Garden – garden … umm … | ||
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Spray, garden spray. | ||
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Garden Romance, garden … good! | ||
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Mmm! Perfect! | ||
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Perfect! | ||
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Cold, hot, very hot … Er, Nick … | ||
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Uh-huh? | ||
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Bridget’s cold or hot? | ||
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Ha, very hot! | ||
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Ah … Perfect! | ||
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Perfect, ha! | ||
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Hector, we’ll get lots of girlfriends now! | ||
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Aha! | ||
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From now on, it’ll be girls, girls, girls, girls, girls! | ||
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Ha-ha! Yo! | ||
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Whoo! Oh you really must change your aftershave! | ||
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Oh, excuse me. Come on, let’s go out and celebrate. | ||
| 12:58 | |||
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What’s that smell? | ||
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It smells like a perfumery. | ||
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Oh, my plant! | ||
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Oh, empty! | ||
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Oh, my poor plant! I don’t believe it! | ||
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My perfume, I don’t believe it! | ||
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Nick! | ||
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Oh good, the washing’s done. | ||
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What’s the problem? | ||
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This is the problem! | ||
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Hector! | ||
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Wow! | ||
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What is it now? | ||
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We have six hundred and thirty-three messages! | ||
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Let’s see. | ||
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OK, one moment. | ||
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“Hector! Nick! Yes! We are gorgeous! Yes! We like dancing! And yes! We like millionaires! Fifi and Sarah.” | ||
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Chloe, Sadie, Louise, Gerri … These messages are all for Hector and Nick – and they’re all from girls! | ||
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I smell a rat! | ||
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Mmm! And I think I know who is responsible! | ||
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Oh, Bridget! | ||
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Look at this! | ||
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“Are you a gorgeous babe?” | ||
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“Do you have a gorgeous friend?” | ||
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“Do you like fast cars and dancing all night?” | ||
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“Do you like millionaires?” | ||
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“Then you will love us – we are Hector and Nick – the Romero Brothers!” | ||
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What? | ||
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“See attached photo.” | ||
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Ha, cheats, they glued their photo on this car! | ||
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Ha, what a joke! | ||
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What, that’s how they received six hundred and thirty-three messages from girls. | ||
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But they don’t know they received six hundred and thirty-three messages, do they? | ||
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No, they don’t now. | ||
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Let’s go to the cybercafé. | ||
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I have a plan. | ||
| 15:30 | |||
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The poor computer. How many messages? | ||
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One hundred! | ||
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Two hundred! | ||
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Oh. | ||
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How many? | ||
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Er, one. | ||
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Good. One hundred! | ||
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Er, no, just one message. | ||
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Huh? | ||
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Umm … “Hector and Nick! We are dancers in a West End musical!” | ||
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Dancers, you mean … dancers?! | ||
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Yeah, sort of. | ||
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“When we finish the show, shall we meet at your apartment at 10 p.m.? Is that OK?” | ||
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“Cuddles and Bubbles, kiss, kiss, kiss.” | ||
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“P.S. What is your address?” | ||
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Wow!! They sound gorgeous! | ||
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Uh? | ||
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Er, ah! Cuddles and Bubbles are coming here tonight when they finish the show … at … 10 o’clock! | ||
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Look, seven o’clock, eight, nine, ten o’clock! | ||
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Wait a minute! It’s seven o’clock! | ||
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That’s just three hours! | ||
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What am I gonna wear? | ||
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What are you gonna wear? | ||
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But Nick, what about Bridget and Annie? | ||
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Aha! It’s not a problem! | ||
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Ah-ha-ha! Yes! | ||
| 17:24 | |||
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Nadia … It’s terrible news! | ||
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Hector killed my plant with perfume! | ||
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And he did the washing … a very hot wash. | ||
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Umm, Bridget was not pleased. | ||
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Hey Dan! Guess what?! | ||
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Hector and I have a date tonight with two dancers! | ||
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Cuddles and Bubbles are coming here tonight. | ||
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Wish us luck! | ||
| 18:28 | |||
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So, Nick, what should I say? | ||
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It’s easy, relax. | ||
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Yeah, but you have had a hundred girlfriends. | ||
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Yeah, well, when I said a hundred, it’s actually fewer. | ||
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Er… fifty? | ||
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No. | ||
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Forty? | ||
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No. | ||
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Thirty? | ||
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No. | ||
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Twenty? | ||
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No. | ||
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Ten? | ||
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No. | ||
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Five? | ||
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No. | ||
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Four? | ||
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No. | ||
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Three? | ||
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No. | ||
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Two? | ||
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No. | ||
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One? | ||
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None?!! | ||
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Aaaah! | ||
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OK. It’s OK. | ||
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Hi! | ||
| Girl | Hello, it’s us. | ||
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Come on up. | ||
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Ooh!! | ||
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So, Nick, what do I say? | ||
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OK, we need a script. | ||
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Try this. | ||
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Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. | ||
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Your ears are blue, like the ocean. | ||
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No!! | ||
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No!! Eyes, ears, ears, eyes! | ||
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Oh oh oh, OK, OK. Er … Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. | ||
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Good! | ||
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You smell of sweet … | ||
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You smell of sweat … | ||
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No! No … sweet, not sweat! | ||
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Oh, OK, OK. | ||
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OK, your hair is so soft. | ||
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Thank you, Nick. | ||
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No, no, her hair, her hair! | ||
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Oh, her hair! | ||
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Oh, oh! | ||
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Ready? | ||
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Ready. | ||
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Good luck! | ||
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Oh, Cuddles and Bubbles. | ||
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But we thought you were dancers. | ||
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Oh, you are dancers. | ||
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Dancing … dogs! | ||
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In … Woof, The Musical. | ||
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Ha, ha, hello, come in. Come in. | ||
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Oh please, sit down. Sit! | ||
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Stick to the script. | ||
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You smell so sweet. | ||
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Your ears are … blue, like the ocean. | ||
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Eyes, eyes! | ||
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Eyes! | ||
| Girl | Are you a millionaire? | ||
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Psst, psst! | ||
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Am I a millionaire? | ||
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Are you a millionaire? … Are you a millionaire? | ||
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Ha-ha! We are millionaires! | ||
| Girl | Good, good. | ||
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Well, you can pay for these then!! | ||
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If you please!! | ||
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Your faces! | ||
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We are the dancers … | ||
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From the cybercafé! | ||
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So you are millionaires, eh? | ||
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Oh, what a trick to get girlfriends! | ||
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Millionaires, very funny! | ||
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With fast cars! | ||
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Good trick, eh! | ||
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But that is my car! | ||
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Ow!!! | ||
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You smell so sweet! | ||
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And you do have beautiful eyes! | ||
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Or is it ears? | ||
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It’s the landlady! | ||
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I’m off! | ||
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Quick, hide, Hector! | ||
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Umm, in the bedroom! | ||
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Er … Bridget. | ||
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Yes. | ||
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Tell me. What is a taxidermist? | ||
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Oh! | ||
| 23:34 | |||
| Next time in EXTR@ | |||
| Hector wants to get a job. | |||
| Bridget and Annie have a surprise. | |||
| And guess who’s coming to dinner. | |||
| EXTR@ – don’t miss it! | |||
