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Jakso 2: Hector Goes Shopping (Hector menee ostoksille)
TV-ohjelman käsikirjoitus / dialogin transkriptio käännöksellä
Bridget
Annie
Nick
Hector
00:15 | |||
This is the story of two girls who share a flat in London. | |||
They have a neighbour, Nick, who likes Bridget. | |||
But Annie likes Nick. | |||
That is until Hector arrives from Argentina, and Hector is very, very handsome. | |||
Stand by for EXTR@! | |||
01:20 | |||
“What’s he like?” | |||
Oh, Argentinian …tall … handsome! | |||
“Wow! Fantastic! A new boyfriend for you maybe?” | |||
Maybe, but don’t tell Bridget! | |||
“Oh, Hector, call me Gigi.” | |||
Must go! More news later! | |||
Is Hector still asleep? | |||
Yep. | |||
Hector, wakey-wakey. Come on, rise and shine. | |||
Sweet! | |||
Oh, good morning. | |||
Oh, good morning. | |||
Uh, no no no, good morning, ah-ah-ah. | |||
Good morning, ah-ah-ah. | |||
No, Hector. I have a cold. | |||
And so have I. | |||
Oh, you have a cold, Bridget. | |||
Yes, I have a cold. | |||
Yes, we have a cold. So, let’s begin again. | |||
Good morning. | |||
Good morning. | |||
Oh, never mind. | |||
Hector, would you like some … new pyjamas? | |||
Hector, please excuse me for a moment. | |||
Psst, Annie, bathroom. Now! | |||
04:01 | |||
Good morning. | |||
Good morning. | |||
Is it fancy dress? | |||
Fancy dress? Yes. | |||
Oh, nice. Hey, nice car, eh. | |||
I have this car at home. | |||
Wow, you have this car at home. | |||
Girls must love you. | |||
Girls? No. | |||
No? Hector, can I tell you something? | |||
OK. | |||
The car looks good. So you must look good too! | |||
I look good! | |||
No. You don’t look good. But I can help. | |||
OK! | |||
Yes. | |||
05:02 | |||
Hector’s clothes are awful! | |||
Oh, they’re so old fashioned! | |||
I know, I’ll take him shopping. | |||
But, Bridget, you’re so busy. I’ll take him shopping. | |||
No, it’s all right. I’ll take him shopping. | |||
It’s no problem. I’ll take him shopping. | |||
I said I’ll take him shopping!! |
05:24 | |||
You need … you need a … Well, hi, babe. | |||
Oh, it’s you, Nick. | |||
Oh, hi, Nick. | |||
Hector has asked me what clothes to wear. | |||
Yeah, right. | |||
You need a look, like on a fast bike. | |||
No no no no, Hector, don’t listen to Nick. Listen to me. | |||
OK. | |||
You need a designer look. | |||
No no no, Hector, that’s not for you. | |||
You need … you need a cowboy look. | |||
No, no, a leather jacket. | |||
A bandanna and a vest. | |||
A denim shirt. | |||
A motor bike! | |||
Designer! | |||
Cowboy! | |||
Ah, stop!! OK, I will go shopping. | |||
What? | |||
On your own? | |||
But … you need us! | |||
Ah, oh oh oh oh oh. | |||
How? What will you say? | |||
Er … | |||
It’s OK. Leave it to me. | |||
I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer. | |||
Uh? | |||
This is a shop. I sell, you buy. | |||
Oh, OK. | |||
Oh, ding-dong. Good morning. | |||
Good morning! Can I help you? | |||
Yes. I … I … | |||
I would like … | |||
Oh, I would like … a jacket, please. | |||
Trousers. | |||
Uh? | |||
I would like a pair of trousers, please. | |||
Oh, I would like a pair of trousers, please. | |||
And a shirt. | |||
No, shoes. I would like a pair of shoes, please. | |||
I would like a pair of shoes, please. | |||
And a cat for my head. | |||
I think you mean a hat. | |||
This is a cat! | |||
A cat? A cat for my head! | |||
Hector, come shopping with me. | |||
Or me. | |||
No, me. | |||
He’s my pen friend! | |||
All right! | |||
Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector a little bit each. | |||
I will go to the shoe shop. | |||
And I will go to the clothes shop. | |||
No, I’ll go to the clothes shop! | |||
OK, I’ll just buy the shirt. | |||
I’ll buy the trousers! | |||
Good! Hah! | |||
Good. | |||
Right, let’s go! | |||
Oh, no. I completely forgot! | |||
We need eggs, lemons and dog food. | |||
Oh, it’s all right. I’ll do it online later. | |||
Eggs, lemons, dog food. | |||
Oh, well done, Hector. | |||
Bye, Hector. Oh, and don’t answer the phone. It might be the tarantula. | |||
OK. | |||
Bye, Hector. Be good. And if you can’t be good, be careful. | |||
Eh? | |||
Never mind! | |||
09:04 | |||
Nadia, I have a cold … Bridget has a cold … and Hector has … terrible pyjamas. | |||
Oh, you should see them, Nadia! They are so funny! | |||
Hi, sweetie. I wanted to buy Hector some new clothes on my own. | |||
But Annie and Nick said they wanted to shop for Hector as well. | |||
So guess what? We’re all going shopping for Hector. | |||
What will he look like? | |||
And Annie thinks Hector needs a cowboy look. | |||
But I think he needs a biker look, like me! Yeah! | |||
10:13 | |||
Good morning, sir. I would like … a cat for my head! Ha-ha! | |||
A cat … oh, room service. | |||
Hello, I would like an egg for my head. Ha-ha! Lemons for my head! | |||
Oh, dog food for my head! | |||
Landlady |
Who’s that? | ||
Aah! The tarantula! | |||
Landlady |
I said, “Who’s that?” | ||
Hello. | |||
Landlady |
Where’s Bridget? | ||
Er … where is Bridget? | |||
Me, I am Bridget. | |||
Landlady |
I don’t believe you. | ||
Yes, I have a cold! Atchoo! Atchoo! | |||
Landlady |
Oh, I’m sorry. | ||
Oh, thank you. Atchoo! | |||
Ssh! Charley! | |||
Landlady |
Is that a dog? | ||
No, no, it is not a dog. It’s … Annie. Yes, Annie has a cold also! | |||
Landlady |
Oh, poor Annie. | ||
Thank you. Atchoo! Now goodbye! Atchoo! Atchoo! | |||
Oh, oh ole! I am Hector, I speak English. Eggs, lemons, dog food. Eggs, lemons, dog food. | |||
12:12 | |||
Oh, hi. Good afternoon, Annie. | |||
Good afternoon, Hector. I bought this for you. | |||
Oh, what is it? | |||
Try it on. | |||
Eh? | |||
Try it on! | |||
Try it on? | |||
Oh, try it on! Oh, ah. | |||
Where’s Hector? | |||
In the bathroom. | |||
Good. I’ll give this to him. | |||
It’s OK, I’ll give it to him! | |||
No, it’s all right. | |||
Hector … | |||
Hector … | |||
I’ve got something for you. | |||
Oh, OK. | |||
Come in. | |||
Spoilsport! | |||
Hector? Hector? | |||
Hello. | |||
Here are your clothes. You will look so cool. | |||
Cool? | |||
Cool. | |||
Cool! | |||
Nice melons! | |||
Melons? Who are those from? | |||
Ah, I think Hector has been shopping online. | |||
Oh, I’m really thirsty. I need a drink. | |||
But we don’t need any melons! | |||
Well, he did try! | |||
And he bought some eggs. Yeah, just a few. |
14:23 | |||
Yo, Dan! Hector did the shopping today. | |||
He bought one hundred and forty-four eggs … and ten melons instead of ten lemons. | |||
What an idiot. | |||
I would like some eggs, please. | |||
I would like some lemons, please. | |||
And oh, dog food for my head! Ha, ha, ha, thank you! | |||
I went shopping for Hector today and bought him something really cool! | |||
I cannot wait for him to try it on. | |||
I went to the clothes shop and bought Hector a really trendy outfit! | |||
He will look just like David Beckham! | |||
15:33 | |||
So how did Hector do the shopping? | |||
Ah-ha! Hector ordered ten melons instead of ten lemons. | |||
Oh, an easy mistake. He did try. | |||
Yes, he did try. | |||
And what about the eggs? | |||
OK, eggs. | |||
You buy a dozen eggs, yeah? | |||
Yep, a dozen is ten. | |||
A dozen is twelve, stupid! | |||
I know! | |||
Well, Hector has put the number twelve here. | |||
Well, that’s OK. That’s one box. | |||
No, he ordered twelve boxes. | |||
One hundred and forty-four. | |||
Now … dog food. | |||
Ha, ha, I can’t wait! | |||
OK, I’m ready! | |||
We’re ready! | |||
Enter! | |||
Do you like it? | |||
Well? | |||
Ah … er … I like the shirt. | |||
I like the sarong. | |||
I like the shoes. | |||
So, am I cool? | |||
Uh … | |||
No, I’m not cool. | |||
Er … no! | |||
So, I will go shopping. | |||
Here we go again. | |||
Hector! You can’t go out there on your own. | |||
You went shopping on the Internet. | |||
Yes. | |||
Ha ha! You ordered melons instead of lemons and too many eggs. | |||
Have you ever been to a supermarket? | |||
No. | |||
My … | |||
Servants. Now I understand. | |||
Come on, Hector, I will teach you how to shop. Hector … | |||
Till you drop. | |||
Bridget and I will be the shopkeepers. | |||
And you are our customer. | |||
OK. Good afternoon. | |||
Good afternoon! | |||
Can I help you, sir? | |||
Eh? | |||
What would you like to buy? | |||
Oh, I would like some … | |||
Clothes! | |||
Yes, I would like some clothes, please. | |||
What size? | |||
Eh? | |||
What … umm … size? | |||
I don’t know. | |||
I’ll have to measure you then. | |||
Arms up, please. | |||
Eh? | |||
Arms up, please. | |||
Oh, arms up, please. | |||
Chest. | |||
Ooh! One hundred and twelve centimetres! | |||
Chest, one hundred and twelve centimetres. | |||
And waist. | |||
Eighty-two centimetres. | |||
Waist, eighty-two centimetres. | |||
And … leg!! | |||
I’ll do that! | |||
No, it’s OK! | |||
I shall do that! | |||
Eighty-seven centimetres! | |||
Now, do you like these trousers? | |||
Do you like this shirt? | |||
Yes. | |||
Good, that’s … umm… five thousand pounds. | |||
OK. | |||
No no no, Hector. Five thousand pounds is, is … eight thousand dollars! | |||
Yeah. | |||
It’s too much. It’s too expensive. | |||
Not for Hector. | |||
So, I am ready to go shopping! Ha ha! | |||
Ha ha! | |||
Good luck. | |||
Yeah, good luck. | |||
You’ll need it! | |||
20:15 | |||
Where’s my lemon drink, Nick? | |||
Nick, are there any more tissues? | |||
All right, I’m coming as fast as I can! OK. | |||
Oh, I feel awful. | |||
Oh, me too. Nothing will make me feel better. | |||
Oh, can you get that, please, Nick? | |||
Oh, it’s only Hector. | |||
Well, is it … cool? | |||
Wow, man! Well done! You look great! | |||
I would like a shirt, please. | |||
Excellent! Oh, the clothes are super! | |||
And a pair of trousers. | |||
Oh, you are clever, Hector! | |||
And a pair of shoes, please! | |||
I have been shopping! | |||
Oh, I’ll get it. | |||
Hello. | |||
Landlady |
It’s me. | ||
Oh, hello. | |||
It’s the tarantula! | |||
How are you? | |||
Landlady |
Fine, thank you. | ||
Oh, good, good. | |||
Landlady |
How’s your cold? | ||
How’s my cold? | |||
Well, how did you know I have a cold? | |||
Landlady |
You told me this morning. | ||
Yes, silly me! I told you this morning. | |||
Landlady |
Why are four hundred tins of dog food here for Annie? | ||
Pardon? | |||
I don’t know. | |||
How strange! | |||
Landlady |
Four hundred tins. | ||
Yes, that’s a lot of tins. I really don’t know. | |||
Landlady |
Can you ask Annie? | ||
Yes, I’ll ask Annie. Goodbye. | |||
The tarantula said, “Why have four hundred tins of dog food downstairs?” | |||
Four hundred tins? | |||
Hector!! | |||
23:10 | |||
Next time in EXTR@ | |||
Annie goes dating on the Internet, and so do Nick and Hector. | |||
But do they like their dates? | |||
EXTR@ – don’t miss it! |