extr@ (Extra) English med engelska undertexter och transkription (översatt till flera språk)
Avsnitt 3: Hector has a date (Hector har ett datum)
TV-programmanus/dialogutskrift med översättning

Bridget

Annie

Nick

Hector
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This is the story of two girls who share a flat in London. |
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They have a visitor from Argentina who can’t speak English very well, who has no style, and who can’t do the shopping. |
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But he is very, very handsome. |
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Stand by for EXTRA!
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Stand by for EXTR@! |
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Dear Dream Date, |
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My name is Annie! I’m 19 and I love animals, |
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and, and – and I love chocolate: chocolate ice cream, chocolate cake, |
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boxes of chocolate, chocolate mousse … |
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What are you doing, Annie? |
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Nothing! |
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What’s this? |
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“Dream Date, make my dream come true!” |
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Oh, how did that get there? |
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How sweet! |
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Hector … Hector! |
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Oh hi, Bridget. |
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And up!! Oh, keep going, Hector. |
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Aah, I see, Hector found Cindy’s one hundred and one top exercises, then. |
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Yes! |
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Oh, good try, Hector. |
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Cindy is so old fashioned, I can teach Hector how to exercise! |
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Exercise with Cindy, no! Exercise with Bridget, yes! |
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But … ! |
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It’s OK, I can do it! |
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Music please, Annie. |
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Follow me. Arms up, touch your toes, stand straight and – one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! |
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More energy please! |
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! |
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! |
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! |
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OK, faster still! |
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Left leg up! Left leg up! |
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Left leg up! |
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Oh, my leg hurts! |
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Come on, keep up! |
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Come on, faster … Come on, come on, faster … |
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Oh, hi Nick, we’re exercising. |
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I can see. |
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Oh, phew, OK. Let’s get a drink! |
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Oh, I must check my emails. |
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Would you like some water, Hector? |
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Oh no, no, after you. |
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No, you first. |
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Oh, no no no, ladies first. |
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No, no, you first. |
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No, you first. |
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Oh, give it to me! |
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Oh, goody! Three messages. |
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Oh dear! |
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What’s wrong? |
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Annie’s been on the Internet – again! |
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The Internet? |
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To find a boyfriend! |
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Oh, let’s see! |
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Oh no, don’t look. |
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Oh, come on, Annie! |
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Oh, all right then. |
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“Annie baby! Rocky the tennis star here!” |
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“I am the racquet – Will you be my ball?” |
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Ugh! |
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OK, number two. |
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Mmm … umm – “Dear Annie! I love animals too.” |
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Mmm. “They are so beautiful in their glass boxes.” |
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“Come and see them. Tony Green (Taxidermist).” |
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A taxidermist! |
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Ooh, how horrible! |
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Oh Charlie, here, boy! |
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It’s OK, Charlie. |
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Annie, what is a taxidermist? |
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Mmm, well it’s … it’s a … ah … oh, never mind. |
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Third time lucky. |
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Hope so. |
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Mmm … “Annie, can you cook like my mother?” |
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“Do you like trains?” |
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“Can you meet me today?” |
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“Giles Smith aged twenty four.” |
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“P.S. Mummy says I must be home before 5 p.m.” |
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Oh dear! |
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Oh, I’ll never get a boyfriend! |
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Bridget always has a boyfriend. |
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Has she? |
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Annie, look, it’s not what you write. It’s … it’s how you write it. |
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Huh? |
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I bet I could get a girlfriend on the Internet, no problem. |
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Well, yes, Nick, you could! |
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I bet you could not! |
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I could! |
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OK, what would you write? |
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I’m six foot tall. |
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Five foot eleven. |
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I have blonde hair. |
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Mousey brown. |
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I love animals … |
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Ha! |
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… and fast cars, and beautiful women. |
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I would write to you! |
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Would you? |
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Oh, come on, Annie! |
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Let’s go to the gym. |
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Oh Bridget, no! Not more exercise! |
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See you later, boys. |
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Oh, and … er … Hector, would you do my washing for me? |
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Washing? OK. |
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No problem. |
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Oh, and Nick, will you spray my plant for me please? |
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The spray is in the bathroom. |
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No problem. |
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Nick … |
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Uh-huh? |
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What is a taxidermist? |
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Oh … well … well, it’s … never mind. |
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Chrissy! Today, Hector found Cindy’s exercise video … |
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… but I decided to help him with his exercises instead! |
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He really enjoyed it! |
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Nadia, I looked for a boyfriend on the Internet today and had three strange replies: |
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one from a tennis player – too arrogant! |
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one from a taxidermist – too horrible! |
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and one from a train spotter – too weird! |
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But Bridget always has a boyfriend! |
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Dan! It’s so easy to find a girlfriend on the Internet. |
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Finding new girlfriends on the Internet is so easy. |
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OK, Hector! |
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Question one. How do guys get girlfriends? |
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Girlfriends? |
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Yeah! Girlfriends. |
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Oh! Oh, no girlfriends, me, never. |
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What? Never? |
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No girl … no girlfriends? |
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Wow! Man! |
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You, Nick, you have had girlfriends? |
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Yeah, loads! |
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Ten? |
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Ten?!! Hah! Hundreds! |
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Wow! |
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So I know what girls like. |
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They like fast cars, they like money, they like dancing. |
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Oh, I love dancing! |
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Like this! |
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No, dancing like this! |
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Yeah, Hector, leave it to me. |
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Leave it to me, my friend, I have a plan! |
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Oh, Hector, Annie’s plant. |
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Her garden spray is in the bathroom. |
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Oh. |
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Ho-ho! |
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Garden – garden … umm … |
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Spray, garden spray. |
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Garden Romance, garden … good! |
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Mmm! Perfect! |
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Perfect! |
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Cold, hot, very hot … Er, Nick … |
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Uh-huh? |
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Bridget’s cold or hot? |
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Ha, very hot! |
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Ah … Perfect! |
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Perfect, ha! |
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Hector, we’ll get lots of girlfriends now! |
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Aha! |
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From now on, it’ll be girls, girls, girls, girls, girls! |
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Ha-ha! Yo! |
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Whoo! Oh you really must change your aftershave! |
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Oh, excuse me. Come on, let’s go out and celebrate. |
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What’s that smell? |
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It smells like a perfumery. |
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Oh, my plant! |
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Oh, empty! |
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Oh, my poor plant! I don’t believe it! |
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My perfume, I don’t believe it! |
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Nick! |
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Oh good, the washing’s done. |
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What’s the problem? |
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This is the problem! |
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Hector! |
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Wow! |
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What is it now? |
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We have six hundred and thirty-three messages! |
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Let’s see. |
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OK, one moment. |
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“Hector! Nick! Yes! We are gorgeous! Yes! We like dancing! And yes! We like millionaires! Fifi and Sarah.” |
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Chloe, Sadie, Louise, Gerri … These messages are all for Hector and Nick – and they’re all from girls! |
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I smell a rat! |
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Mmm! And I think I know who is responsible! |
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Oh, Bridget! |
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Look at this! |
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“Are you a gorgeous babe?” |
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“Do you have a gorgeous friend?” |
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“Do you like fast cars and dancing all night?” |
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“Do you like millionaires?” |
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“Then you will love us – we are Hector and Nick – the Romero Brothers!” |
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What? |
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“See attached photo.” |
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Ha, cheats, they glued their photo on this car! |
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Ha, what a joke! |
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What, that’s how they received six hundred and thirty-three messages from girls. |
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But they don’t know they received six hundred and thirty-three messages, do they? |
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No, they don’t now. |
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Let’s go to the cybercafé. |
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I have a plan. |
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The poor computer. How many messages? |
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One hundred! |
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Two hundred! |
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Oh. |
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How many? |
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Er, one. |
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Good. One hundred! |
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Er, no, just one message. |
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Huh? |
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Umm … “Hector and Nick! We are dancers in a West End musical!” |
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Dancers, you mean … dancers?! |
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Yeah, sort of. |
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“When we finish the show, shall we meet at your apartment at 10 p.m.? Is that OK?” |
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“Cuddles and Bubbles, kiss, kiss, kiss.” |
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“P.S. What is your address?” |
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Wow!! They sound gorgeous! |
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Uh? |
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Er, ah! Cuddles and Bubbles are coming here tonight when they finish the show … at … 10 o’clock! |
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Look, seven o’clock, eight, nine, ten o’clock! |
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Wait a minute! It’s seven o’clock! |
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That’s just three hours! |
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What am I gonna wear? |
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What are you gonna wear? |
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But Nick, what about Bridget and Annie? |
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Aha! It’s not a problem! |
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Ah-ha-ha! Yes! |
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Nadia … It’s terrible news! |
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Hector killed my plant with perfume! |
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And he did the washing … a very hot wash. |
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Umm, Bridget was not pleased. |
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Hey Dan! Guess what?! |
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Hector and I have a date tonight with two dancers! |
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Cuddles and Bubbles are coming here tonight. |
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Wish us luck! |
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So, Nick, what should I say? |
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It’s easy, relax. |
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Yeah, but you have had a hundred girlfriends. |
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Yeah, well, when I said a hundred, it’s actually fewer. |
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Er… fifty? |
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No. |
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Forty? |
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No. |
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Thirty? |
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No. |
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Twenty? |
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No. |
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Ten? |
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No. |
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Five? |
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No. |
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Four? |
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No. |
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Three? |
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No. |
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Two? |
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No. |
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One? |
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None?!! |
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Aaaah! |
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OK. It’s OK. |
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Hi! |
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Hello, it’s us. |
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Come on up. |
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Ooh!! |
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So, Nick, what do I say? |
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OK, we need a script. |
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Try this. |
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Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. |
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Your ears are blue, like the ocean. |
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No!! |
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No!! Eyes, ears, ears, eyes! |
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Oh oh oh, OK, OK. Er … Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. |
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Good! |
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You smell of sweet … |
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You smell of sweat … |
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No! No … sweet, not sweat! |
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Oh, OK, OK. |
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OK, your hair is so soft. |
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Thank you, Nick. |
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No, no, her hair, her hair! |
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Oh, her hair! |
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Oh, oh! |
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Ready? |
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Ready. |
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Good luck! |
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Oh, Cuddles and Bubbles. |
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But we thought you were dancers. |
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Oh, you are dancers. |
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Dancing … dogs! |
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In … Woof, The Musical. |
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Ha, ha, hello, come in. Come in. |
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Oh please, sit down. Sit! |
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Stick to the script. |
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You smell so sweet. |
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Your ears are … blue, like the ocean. |
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Eyes, eyes! |
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Eyes! |
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Are you a millionaire? |
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Psst, psst! |
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Am I a millionaire? |
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Are you a millionaire? … Are you a millionaire? |
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Ha-ha! We are millionaires! |
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Good, good. |
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Well, you can pay for these then!! |
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If you please!! |
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Your faces! |
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We are the dancers … |
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From the cybercafé! |
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So you are millionaires, eh? |
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Oh, what a trick to get girlfriends! |
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Millionaires, very funny! |
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With fast cars! |
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Good trick, eh! |
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But that is my car! |
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Ow!!! |
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You smell so sweet! |
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And you do have beautiful eyes! |
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Or is it ears? |
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It’s the landlady! |
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I’m off! |
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Quick, hide, Hector! |
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Umm, in the bedroom! |
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Er … Bridget. |
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Yes. |
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Tell me. What is a taxidermist? |
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Next time in EXTRA
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Next time in EXTR@ |
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Hector wants to get a job. |
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Bridget and Annie have a surprise. |
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And guess who’s coming to dinner. |
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EXTRA – don’t miss it!
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EXTR@ – don’t miss it! |
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Det här är historien om två tjejer som delar lägenhet i London.
De har en besökare från Argentina som inte kan engelska så bra, som inte har någon stil och som inte kan handla.
Men han är väldigt, väldigt snygg.
Stand by för EXTR@!
Kära Dream Date,
Jag heter Annie! Jag är 19 och jag älskar djur,
och, och – och jag älskar choklad: chokladglass, chokladkaka,
chokladaskar, chokladmousse...
Vad gör du, Annie?
Ingenting!
Vad är det här?
"Drömdejt, förverkliga min dröm!"
Åh, hur hamnade det där?
Vad sött (trevligt)!
Hector … Hector!
Hej Bridget.
Och upp!! Åh, fortsätt så, Hector.
Aah, jag förstår, Hector hittade Cindys hundra och ett bästa övningar, alltså.
Ja!
Åh, bra försök, Hector.
Cindy är så gammaldags att jag kan lära Hector hur man tränar!
Träna med Cindy, nej! Träna med Bridget, ja!
Men...!
Det är okej, jag kan göra det!
Musik snälla, Annie.
Följ mig. Armarna upp, rör vid tårna, stå rakt och – en, två, tre, fyra, fem, sex, sju, åtta!
Mer energi tack!
Ett, två, tre, fyra, fem, sex, sju, åtta!
Ett, två, tre, fyra, fem, sex, sju, åtta!
Ett, två, tre, fyra, fem, sex, sju, åtta!
Okej, ännu snabbare!
Vänster ben upp! Vänster ben upp!
Vänster ben upp!
Åh, mitt ben gör ont!
Kom igen, häng med!
Kom igen, snabbare ... Kom igen, kom igen, snabbare ...
Hej Nick, vi tränar.
Jag kan se.
Åh, fy, okej. Låt oss ta en drink!
Åh, jag måste kolla mina mejl.
Vill du ha vatten, Hector?
Åh nej, nej, efter dig.
Nej, du först.
Åh, nej nej nej, damer först.
Nej, nej, du först.
Nej, du först.
Åh, ge mig den!
Åh, godis! Tre meddelanden.
Åh herre gud!
Vad är fel?
Annie har varit på internet – igen!
Internet?
Att hitta en pojkvän!
Åh, låt oss se!
Å nej, titta inte.
Åh, kom igen, Annie!
Åh, okej då.
"Annie baby! Tennisstjärnan Rocky här!”
"Jag är racketen - Kommer du att vara min boll?"
usch!
Okej, nummer två.
Mmm … umm – “Kära Annie! Jag älskar också djur."
Mmm. "De är så vackra i sina glaslådor."
"Kom och se dem. Tony Green (Taxidermist).”
En taxidermist!
Åh, vad hemskt!
Åh Charlie, här, pojke!
Det är okej, Charlie.
Annie, vad är en taxidermist?
Mmm, det är … det är en … ah … åh, strunt i det.
Tredje gången gillt.
Hoppas det.
Mmm ... "Annie, kan du laga mat som min mamma?"
"Gillar du tåg?"
"Kan du träffa mig idag?"
"Giles Smith i en ålder av tjugofyra."
"P.S. Mamma säger att jag måste vara hemma före klockan 17.
Åh herre gud!
Åh, jag kommer aldrig få en pojkvän!
Bridget har alltid en pojkvän.
Har hon?
Annie, se, det är inte vad du skriver. Det är ... det är hur du skriver det.
Va?
Jag slår vad om att jag skulle kunna få en flickvän på internet, inga problem.
Ja, Nick, det kunde du!
Jag slår vad om att du inte kunde!
Jag skulle kunna!
Okej, vad skulle du skriva?
Jag är sex fot lång.
Fem fot elva.
Jag har blont hår.
Musbrun.
Jag älskar djur …
ha!
... och snabba bilar och vackra kvinnor.
Jag skulle skriva till dig!
Skulle du?
Åh, kom igen, Annie!
Vi går till gymmet.
Åh Bridget, nej! Inte mer träning!
Vi hörs senare, pojkar.
Åh, och... eh... Hector, skulle du tvätta åt mig?
Tvättning? OK.
Inga problem.
Och Nick, kan du spraya min planta åt mig?
Sprayen finns i badrummet.
Inga problem.
Nick …
Öh-va?
Vad är en taxidermist?
Åh … ja … ja, det är … strunt i det.
Chrissy! Idag hittade Hector Cindys träningsvideo ...
… men jag bestämde mig för att hjälpa honom med hans övningar istället!
Han njöt verkligen!
Nadia, jag letade efter en pojkvän på internet idag och fick tre konstiga svar:
en från en tennisspelare – för arrogant!
en från en taxidermist – för hemskt!
och en från en tågspotter – för konstigt!
Men Bridget har alltid en pojkvän!
Dan! Det är så lätt att hitta en flickvän på internet.
Att hitta nya flickvänner på Internet är så enkelt.
Okej, Hector!
Fråga ett. Hur får killar flickvänner?
Flickvänner?
Ja! Flickvänner.
åh! Åh, inga flickvänner, jag, aldrig.
Vad? Aldrig?
Ingen tjej … inga flickvänner?
Wow! Oj!
Har du, Nick, haft flickvänner?
Ja, massor!
Tio?
Tio?!! Hah! Hundratals!
Wow!
Så jag vet vad tjejer gillar.
De gillar snabba bilar, de gillar pengar, de gillar att dansa.
Åh, jag älskar att dansa!
Så här!
Nej, dansa så här!
Ja, Hector, lämna det till mig.
Lämna det till mig, min vän, jag har en plan!
Åh, Hector, Annies växt.
Hennes trädgårdsspray finns i badrummet.
Åh.
Ho-ho!
Trädgård – trädgård … umm …
Spray, trädgårdsspray.
Trädgårdsromantik, trädgård ... bra!
Mmm! Perfekt!
Perfekt!
Kallt, varmt, väldigt varmt … Eh, Nick …
Öh-va?
Bridget är kall eller varm?
Ha, väldigt varmt!
Ah... Perfekt!
Perfekt, ha!
Hector, vi kommer att få många flickvänner nu!
A ha!
Från och med nu blir det tjejer, tjejer, tjejer, tjejer, tjejer!
Haha! jag!
Whoo! Åh du måste verkligen byta rakvatten!
Åh, ursäkta mig. Kom igen, låt oss gå ut och fira.
Vad är det som luktar?
Det luktar parfymeri.
Åh, min växt!
Åh, tomt!
Åh, min stackars växt! Jag tror inte på det!
Min parfym, jag tror inte på det!
Nick!
Bra, tvätten är klar.
Vad är problemet?
Det här är problemet!
Hector!
Wow!
Vad är det nu?
Vi har sexhundratrettiotre meddelanden!
Låt oss se.
Okej, ett ögonblick.
"Hector! Nick! Ja! Vi är underbara! Ja! Vi gillar att dansa! Och ja! Vi gillar miljonärer! Fifi och Sarah.”
Chloe, Sadie, Louise, Gerri … Dessa meddelanden är alla för Hector och Nick – och de är alla från tjejer!
Jag känner lukten av en råtta (jag känner något misstänkt)!
Mmm! Och jag tror att jag vet vem som bär ansvaret!
Åh, Bridget!
Titta på det här!
"Är du en underbar brud?"
"Har du en underbar vän?"
"Gillar du snabba bilar och att dansa hela natten?"
"Gillar du miljonärer?"
"Då kommer du att älska oss - vi är Hector och Nick - Romero Brothers!"
Vad?
"Se bifogat foto."
Ha, fusk, de limmade sitt foto på den här bilen!
Ha, vilket skämt!
Vadå, det var så de fick sexhundratrettiotre meddelanden från tjejer.
Men de vet inte att de fick sexhundratrettiotre meddelanden, eller hur?
Nej, de vet (vet) inte nu.
Låt oss gå till cybercaféet.
Jag har en plan.
Den stackars datorn. Hur många meddelanden?
Ett hundra!
Två hundra!
Åh.
Hur många?
Eh, en.
Bra. Ett hundra!
Eh, nej, bara ett meddelande.
Va?
Umm ... "Hector och Nick! Vi är dansare i en West End-musikal!”
Dansare, menar du … dansare?!
Ja, typ.
"När vi avslutar föreställningen, ska vi träffas vid din lägenhet kl. 22.00? Är det okej?"
"Kul och bubblor, puss, puss, puss."
"P.S. Vad är din adress?"
Wow!! De låter underbara!
Öh?
Eh, ah! Cuddles and Bubbles kommer hit ikväll när de avslutar föreställningen ... klockan ... 10!
Titta, klockan sju, åtta, nio, tio!
Vänta en minut! Klockan är sju!
Det är bara tre timmar!
Vad ska jag ha på mig?
Vad ska du ha på dig?
Men Nick, hur är det med Bridget och Annie?
A ha! Det är inte ett problem!
Ah-ha-ha! Ja!
Nadia ... Det är fruktansvärda nyheter!
Hector dödade min växt med parfym!
Och han tvättade... en mycket varm tvätt.
Umm, Bridget var inte nöjd.
Hej Dan! Gissa vad?!
Hector och jag har en dejt ikväll med två dansare!
Cuddles and Bubbles kommer hit ikväll.
Önska oss lycka till!
Så, Nick, vad ska jag säga?
Det är lätt, slappna av.
Ja, men du har haft hundra flickvänner.
Ja, när jag sa hundra så är det faktiskt färre.
Är... femtio?
Nej.
Fyrtio?
Nej.
Trettio?
Nej.
Tjugo?
Nej.
Tio?
Nej.
Fem?
Nej.
Fyra?
Nej.
Tre?
Nej.
Två?
Nej.
Ett?
Ingen?!!
Aaaah!
OK. Det är ok.
Hej!
Hej, det är vi.
Följ med upp.
Åh!!
Så, Nick, vad ska jag säga?
Okej, vi behöver ett manus.
Prova detta.
Dina ögon är blå, som havet.
Dina öron är blå, som havet.
Nej!!
Nej!! Ögon, öron, öron, ögon!
Åh åh åh, okej, okej. Eh... Dina ögon är blå, som havet.
Bra!
Du luktar sött...
Du luktar svett...
Nej! Nej ... sött, inte svett!
Åh, okej, okej.
Okej, ditt hår är så mjukt.
Tack, Nick.
Nej, nej, hennes hår, hennes hår!
Åh, hennes hår!
Åh, åh!
Redo?
Redo.
Lycka till!
Åh, gosar och bubblor.
Men vi trodde att ni var dansare.
Åh, ni är dansare.
Dansande … hundar!
I … Woof, The Musical.
Ha, ha, hej, kom in. Kom in.
Åh snälla, sitt ner. Sitta!
Håll dig till manuset.
Du luktar så sött.
Dina öron är ... blå, som havet.
Ögon, ögon!
Ögon!
Är du miljonär?
Psst, psst!
Är jag miljonär?
Är du miljonär? … Är du miljonär?
Haha! Vi är miljonärer!
Bra bra.
Jo, du kan betala för dessa då!!
Om du snälla!!
Dina ansikten!
Vi är dansarna...
Från cybercaféet!
Så ni är miljonärer, va?
Åh, vilket knep att skaffa flickvänner!
Miljonärer, väldigt roligt!
Att ha snabba bilar!
Bra knep, va!
Men det är min bil!
Aj!!!
Du luktar så sött!
Och du har vackra ögon!
Eller är det öron?
Det är hyresvärdinnan!
Jag är ledig!
Snabbt, göm dig, Hector!
Hmm, i sovrummet!
Är … Bridget.
Ja.
Berätta för mig. Vad är en taxidermist?
åh!
Nästa gång i EXTR@
Hector vill få ett jobb.
Bridget och Annie har en överraskning.
Och gissa vem som kommer på middag.
EXTR@ – missa inte det!