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Episode 4 : Hector looks for a job (Hector looks for a job)
TV-programmanus/dialogutskrift med översättning
Bridget
Annie
Nick
Hector
00:15 | |||
This is the story of two girls who share a flat in London. | |||
They have a visitor from Argentina who speaks only a little English. | |||
What the girls don’t know, but Nick does is that Hector is very, very rich. | |||
Does Hector like Bridget? Does Bridget like Hector? | |||
And who does Nick like? | |||
Stand by for EXTR@! | |||
01:11 | |||
Job – stuntman. Age, 20. 20? No, 30, more mature. Age, 30. | |||
Ow-ow!! | |||
Where’s the fire … | |||
It’s the smoke detector! | |||
I know that! Where’s the broom?! | |||
Oh good, it’s stopped. | |||
I think this was the problem. | |||
Anyone for very hard boiled eggs? | |||
Nick. | |||
Eh? | |||
Are they your eggs? | |||
Eh? | |||
I thought so! What on earth are you doing? Are you crazy?! | |||
Oh, are my eggs ready? | |||
Oh, your eggs, Hector. | |||
Hector’s eggs, Bridget. | |||
Is he crazy?! | |||
Hector, the eggs are, erm, ruined. | |||
Perhaps some cornflakes instead? | |||
Thank you, Bridget. | |||
Huh, perhaps some cornflakes instead?! | |||
What are you doing on our computer anyway? | |||
Nothing! | |||
Let’s just say, girls, one day you will say ‘Brad Pitt – urgh!! Pah!! Johnny Depp – urgh!! Pah!!’ | |||
‘Nick from next door – vroom-vroom-vroom!! The coolest stuntman in the world!’ | |||
Oh, you a stuntman!! | |||
Yep. I got the job on the Internet. | |||
Well, nearly. I’m waiting for confirmation. | |||
Oh, how exciting! | |||
The coolest stuntman in the world – on a moped, right? | |||
On a Harley-Davidson, actually. | |||
Films! Those stars! That money! Oh! Oh! | |||
Have you seen Carina’s dress in the magazine? | |||
I’d love to have a dress like that. | |||
Mmm, me too. It would really suit me. | |||
How much is it? | |||
Oh, let’s see. Erm … | |||
How much? | |||
Oh, I’m a student, it’s too expensive for me! | |||
I’ve got a job and it’s too expensive for me! | |||
We need more money. | |||
Money? | |||
Bridget, Annie, I have something to tell you. | |||
Hector, don’t! It’s a secret! | |||
The Romero family, one of the richest families in Argentina. | |||
Keep it a secret. Shh. | |||
What’s a secret? | |||
You have been very kind. | |||
Yes, Hector. | |||
Ha-ha, ha-ha! I’m sure Bridget and Annie have a little money! Ha-ha! | |||
Shh! Nick!! | |||
So I want to, I want to give you some money. | |||
Yes! | |||
So, I am going – to look for a job. | |||
Oh … that’s a great idea, Hector. | |||
Great!! | |||
Yeah, we can look for a job on the Internet, can’t we. | |||
OK, here we are, job vacancies. | |||
Well, let’s see. | |||
Oh well, there’s a job in a launderette. | |||
No! | |||
And there’s a job as a gardener. | |||
No! | |||
And here’s a job as a cook. | |||
No! | |||
Wait a minute! Look at this. | |||
A waiter! What a great idea! | |||
Yes! Ooh, I love good looking waiters! | |||
Did you say ‘good looking’? Here I am. | |||
What about Hector as a waiter? | |||
A waiter? | |||
Yeah, you know … | |||
Oh, but I don’t know how. | |||
Oh, don’t worry. I will teach you! | |||
Hello! | |||
Howard! | |||
How are you?!! | |||
Oh, thank you, Howard! | |||
Me? Dinner tonight! | |||
Seven o’clock – at the Singing Parrot Café … OK, Howard! Bye, Howard! | |||
That was Howard. | |||
No! | |||
He’s invited me to dinner tonight, because he wants to – talk to me about a NEW JOB! | |||
Who is Howard? | |||
Bridget’s boss. | |||
Ah, he is so rich, he’s so clever and he wants to see me!! | |||
He might offer me a promotion! | |||
What shall I wear? | |||
I have nothing to wear! | |||
No! Wrong! | |||
Huh! | |||
So last season. | |||
Bet Howard can’t ride a motorbike. | |||
Nope! | |||
He does give Bridget promotion, although I have heard – Howard has a nickname! | |||
What was I thinking?! | |||
What? | |||
The octopus! | |||
The octopus? | |||
Oh, the octopus! | |||
Is he meeting her alone? | |||
Yes. | |||
No, no! Bridget needs help! | |||
We must stop her! | |||
I have an idea. | |||
Why don’t you eat here? | |||
No! | |||
Yes, then we can both talk to your boss about your new job! | |||
Here? | |||
No, no way. | |||
I could cook for you! | |||
Huh! Definitely not, no! | |||
And I could be your waiter! | |||
I want to be your waiter. | |||
Yeah, OK then, but be serious! | |||
But don’t worry, we will help you get your promotion. | |||
Leave it to us! |
10:03 | |||
Nadia! Hector wants a job … but it’s difficult. What can he do? | |||
He can’t work in a launderette and he can’t work as a gardener. | |||
Hmm. He can’t work as a cook, but then we saw the job for Hector … a waiter! | |||
And Bridget’s boss, Howard wants to take her out to dinner tonight. | |||
I wonder why? | |||
11:00 | |||
OK, Hector, you are the waiter, so you must set the table. | |||
Yes, I have set the table, but there is one problem. | |||
A problem? | |||
The table is too small. | |||
The table is too small? | |||
Yes, look. | |||
Hector, this is set for twelve courses! | |||
Dinner at home is always like this. | |||
Oh yes! You are a million… You are a millionaire. | |||
This is just a little dinner for Bridget’s boss – OK? | |||
OK. | |||
OK. I am a customer! | |||
Where would you like to sit? | |||
Hmm. Here. | |||
Oh, I … The bill. | |||
Not yet! The menu first! | |||
Oh, sorry, erm … The menu. | |||
Forget the menu. | |||
What have you got today? | |||
To eat? | |||
To eat. | |||
Today, as dish of the day, I have a delicious hot cat. | |||
A hot cat?! | |||
That’s a hot dog. | |||
Ah! Hot cat, hot dog! | |||
Cat … hot … dog … | |||
Oh no! | |||
Oh, how’s it going? | |||
Great! | |||
Nick is a good teacher. | |||
Let’s see. | |||
Uh-uh, Hector’s café is now closed. | |||
Oh!! | |||
I’ll get it. | |||
Delivery | Delivery, Miss Evans and Miss Taylor. | ||
Oh, Thank you! | |||
Oh! Bridget, look! | |||
Oh! ‘For lovely Annie from H.’ | |||
‘For beautiful Bridget from H.’ | |||
Who’s H.? | |||
Oh, it must be Howard! | |||
Oh, what is it! | |||
Oh, Bridget! Look, it’s Carina’s dress! | |||
But how did he guess?! | |||
Oh, he’s a clever man! | |||
Anyway, it’s not Carina’s dress now. It’s Bridget’s dress! | |||
Oh, thank you, Howard! | |||
Oh, Bridget, isn’t your boss kind! | |||
But, why did he buy me one? | |||
Oh, I’ve told him all about you! | |||
14:36 | |||
Chrissy, Howard, my boss is coming to dinner! | |||
He wants to talk to me about a new job. I’m so excited. | |||
He even sent me a dress! | |||
His nickname is ‘The Octopus’. | |||
Ugh! Anyway – Hector and I will prepare and serve a good dinner this evening. | |||
15:50 | |||
Wow! | |||
OK, Nick?! | |||
Yeah. Hot. The soup, hot. | |||
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. The soup is hot. | |||
Thank you, Hector. | |||
He’s here. | |||
Good evening, Howard. | |||
Howard | Ah, Bridget, my princess! | ||
Please come in. | |||
Howard | Bridget, you look divine. | ||
Howard | And this must be Annie. Are you sisters? Such beauty! | ||
Howard | The dresses are exquisite! | ||
Oh … | |||
Thank you. | |||
Thank you. | |||
Howard | Don’t thank me, it’s a privilege! | ||
Oh, and this, of course, is Nick. | |||
Hi. | |||
And this is Hector. He’s from Argentina. | |||
Hello. | |||
Howard | Argentina. | ||
Howard | Do you have a cow? | ||
Two million! | |||
Howard | What? | ||
My parents own two million cows. | |||
Ah yes, thank you, Hector. | |||
Hector’s English is a little … | |||
Howard | Weird! | ||
Howard | Never mind, Hector. | ||
Howard | So, Bridget, what a beautiful apartment, for a beautiful lady. | ||
Dinner is served! |
17:49 | |||
Hector, go on! | |||
Today, we have sick pea soup. | |||
Howard | Mmm, sick pea soup, my favourite! | ||
Chickpea, chickpea! | |||
Erm … chickpea soup. | |||
Howard | This guy is great! Where did you find him?! | ||
Howard | Sick pea soup! | ||
Howard | Mind you, it does look like – urgh! | ||
Howard | Sorry, Nick! | ||
Main course, teeth casserole. | |||
Howard | Teeth casserole? | ||
Beef, beef! | |||
Oh, sorry, beef casserole! | |||
Howard | I bet the beef is as hard as teeth! A dinner with bite! | ||
Howard | Oh! Sorry, Nick! | ||
Howard | So, Bridget, you would like a better job? | ||
Well, Howard, I, I … | |||
Howard | Are you willing to work harder, huh? | ||
Howard | Ah! You stupid idiot! | ||
Sorry, erm … ! | |||
Howard | And Bridget, with your good looks … | ||
What a creep! | |||
Howard | Hey! It’s cold! | ||
Howard | Hector! I want hot coffee! | ||
He wants hot coffee. | |||
Then he will have hot coffee! | |||
Howard | So, by the age of twenty, I had fifty people working for me. | ||
Fascinating! | |||
Howard | My father said, ‘if you want more money, you must work hard.’ | ||
Howard | Hey! You have poisoned me! | ||
Howard | You fool, you stupid boy! | ||
Stupid! | |||
Don’t you dare talk to my friend Hector like that! | |||
Howard | Oh, what is he? | ||
Howard | Is he your boyfriend or something?! | ||
He is … a kind and clever and lovely man, which is something that you will never, ever be! | |||
So you can keep your job, you creep! | |||
And we’ll send you back the dresses! | |||
Howard | What dresses? | ||
Oh, these dresses, the ones you bought Annie and me! | |||
Howard | I did not buy those dresses. | ||
Howard | I would not spend money on you! Hah! | ||
Goodbye, Howard! | |||
Howard | You’ve lost your job! | ||
Well, too late, I quit!! | |||
21:28 | |||
Howard said he did not buy the dresses. | |||
So who did? | |||
If ‘H’ isn’t for Howard? | |||
Then ‘H’ is for Hector! | |||
You? But why did you buy the dresses? | |||
To say thank you. | |||
But they’re so expensive. | |||
Where did you get the money? | |||
I … found it. | |||
Well, these expensive dresses must go back to the shop. | |||
Yes they must! But not until tomorrow. | |||
That’s right, let’s go clubbing! Come on, Nick, Hector! | |||
See you later, boys! | |||
Hector, you are a true, true friend. | |||
Money is not everything. | |||
So, what did you buy me? | |||
What do you think? | |||
I love you, I love you! | |||
One moment. | |||
You didn’t buy me a bike, you didn’t buy me a bike. | |||
You didn’t buy me a bike. | |||
OK? | |||
Thanks, Hector. It’s really, really … | |||
It’s OK, Nick. | |||
Hop on, I’ll give you a lift. | |||
Hey … | |||
So do you still want to be a waiter? | |||
No, I want to be like you, Nick, a stuntman! | |||
Aaah!! | |||
23:50 | |||
Next time in EXTR@ | |||
Nick gets a job on TV. | |||
Annie loves watching TV. | |||
And why does Hector want to learn to cook? | |||
EXTR@ – don’t miss it! |