extr@ (Extra) English พร้อมคำบรรยายและการถอดความภาษาอังกฤษ (แปลเป็นหลายภาษา)
Episode 3 : Hector has a date (Hector has a date)
สคริปต์รายการทีวี / บทสนทนาพร้อมการแปล
Bridget
Annie
Nick
Hector
00:15 | |||
This is the story of two girls who share a flat in London. | |||
They have a visitor from Argentina who can’t speak English very well, who has no style, and who can’t do the shopping. | |||
But he is very, very handsome. | |||
Stand by for EXTR@! | |||
01:13 | |||
Dear Dream Date, | |||
My name is Annie! I’m 19 and I love animals, | |||
and, and – and I love chocolate: chocolate ice cream, chocolate cake, | |||
boxes of chocolate, chocolate mousse … | |||
What are you doing, Annie? | |||
Nothing! | |||
What’s this? | |||
“Dream Date, make my dream come true!” | |||
Oh, how did that get there? | |||
How sweet! | |||
Hector … Hector! | |||
Oh hi, Bridget. | |||
And up!! Oh, keep going, Hector. | |||
Aah, I see, Hector found Cindy’s one hundred and one top exercises, then. | |||
Yes! | |||
Oh, good try, Hector. | |||
Cindy is so old fashioned, I can teach Hector how to exercise! | |||
Exercise with Cindy, no! Exercise with Bridget, yes! | |||
But … ! | |||
It’s OK, I can do it! | |||
Music please, Annie. | |||
Follow me. Arms up, touch your toes, stand straight and – one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! | |||
More energy please! | |||
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! | |||
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! | |||
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! | |||
OK, faster still! | |||
Left leg up! Left leg up! | |||
Left leg up! | |||
Oh, my leg hurts! | |||
Come on, keep up! | |||
03:27 | |||
Come on, faster … Come on, come on, faster … | |||
Oh, hi Nick, we’re exercising. | |||
I can see. | |||
Oh, phew, OK. Let’s get a drink! | |||
Oh, I must check my emails. | |||
Would you like some water, Hector? | |||
Oh no, no, after you. | |||
No, you first. | |||
Oh, no no no, ladies first. | |||
No, no, you first. | |||
No, you first. | |||
Oh, give it to me! | |||
Oh, goody! Three messages. | |||
Oh dear! | |||
What’s wrong? | |||
Annie’s been on the Internet – again! | |||
The Internet? | |||
To find a boyfriend! | |||
Oh, let’s see! | |||
Oh no, don’t look. | |||
Oh, come on, Annie! | |||
Oh, all right then. | |||
“Annie baby! Rocky the tennis star here!” | |||
“I am the racquet – Will you be my ball?” | |||
Ugh! | |||
OK, number two. | |||
Mmm … umm – “Dear Annie! I love animals too.” | |||
Mmm. “They are so beautiful in their glass boxes.” | |||
“Come and see them. Tony Green (Taxidermist).” | |||
A taxidermist! | |||
Ooh, how horrible! | |||
Oh Charlie, here, boy! | |||
It’s OK, Charlie. | |||
Annie, what is a taxidermist? | |||
Mmm, well it’s … it’s a … ah … oh, never mind. | |||
Third time lucky. | |||
Hope so. | |||
Mmm … “Annie, can you cook like my mother?” | |||
“Do you like trains?” | |||
“Can you meet me today?” | |||
“Giles Smith aged twenty four.” | |||
“P.S. Mummy says I must be home before 5 p.m.” | |||
Oh dear! | |||
Oh, I’ll never get a boyfriend! | |||
Bridget always has a boyfriend. | |||
Has she? | |||
Annie, look, it’s not what you write. It’s … it’s how you write it. | |||
Huh? | |||
I bet I could get a girlfriend on the Internet, no problem. | |||
Well, yes, Nick, you could! | |||
I bet you could not! | |||
I could! | |||
OK, what would you write? | |||
I’m six foot tall. | |||
Five foot eleven. | |||
I have blonde hair. | |||
Mousey brown. | |||
I love animals … | |||
Ha! | |||
… and fast cars, and beautiful women. | |||
I would write to you! | |||
Would you? | |||
Oh, come on, Annie! | |||
Let’s go to the gym. | |||
Oh Bridget, no! Not more exercise! | |||
See you later, boys. | |||
Oh, and … er … Hector, would you do my washing for me? | |||
Washing? OK. | |||
No problem. | |||
Oh, and Nick, will you spray my plant for me please? | |||
The spray is in the bathroom. | |||
No problem. | |||
Nick … | |||
Uh-huh? | |||
What is a taxidermist? | |||
Oh … well … well, it’s … never mind. |
07:46 | |||
Chrissy! Today, Hector found Cindy’s exercise video … | |||
… but I decided to help him with his exercises instead! | |||
He really enjoyed it! | |||
Nadia, I looked for a boyfriend on the Internet today and had three strange replies: | |||
one from a tennis player – too arrogant! | |||
one from a taxidermist – too horrible! | |||
and one from a train spotter – too weird! | |||
But Bridget always has a boyfriend! | |||
Dan! It’s so easy to find a girlfriend on the Internet. | |||
09:02 | |||
Finding new girlfriends on the Internet is so easy. | |||
OK, Hector! | |||
Question one. How do guys get girlfriends? | |||
Girlfriends? | |||
Yeah! Girlfriends. | |||
Oh! Oh, no girlfriends, me, never. | |||
What? Never? | |||
No girl … no girlfriends? | |||
Wow! Man! | |||
You, Nick, you have had girlfriends? | |||
Yeah, loads! | |||
Ten? | |||
Ten?!! Hah! Hundreds! | |||
Wow! | |||
So I know what girls like. | |||
They like fast cars, they like money, they like dancing. | |||
Oh, I love dancing! | |||
Like this! | |||
No, dancing like this! | |||
Yeah, Hector, leave it to me. | |||
Leave it to me, my friend, I have a plan! | |||
Oh, Hector, Annie’s plant. | |||
Her garden spray is in the bathroom. | |||
Oh. | |||
Ho-ho! | |||
Garden – garden … umm … | |||
Spray, garden spray. | |||
Garden Romance, garden … good! | |||
Mmm! Perfect! | |||
Perfect! | |||
Cold, hot, very hot … Er, Nick … | |||
Uh-huh? | |||
Bridget’s cold or hot? | |||
Ha, very hot! | |||
Ah … Perfect! | |||
Perfect, ha! | |||
Hector, we’ll get lots of girlfriends now! | |||
Aha! | |||
From now on, it’ll be girls, girls, girls, girls, girls! | |||
Ha-ha! Yo! | |||
Whoo! Oh you really must change your aftershave! | |||
Oh, excuse me. Come on, let’s go out and celebrate. | |||
12:58 | |||
What’s that smell? | |||
It smells like a perfumery. | |||
Oh, my plant! | |||
Oh, empty! | |||
Oh, my poor plant! I don’t believe it! | |||
My perfume, I don’t believe it! | |||
Nick! | |||
Oh good, the washing’s done. | |||
What’s the problem? | |||
This is the problem! | |||
Hector! | |||
Wow! | |||
What is it now? | |||
We have six hundred and thirty-three messages! | |||
Let’s see. | |||
OK, one moment. | |||
“Hector! Nick! Yes! We are gorgeous! Yes! We like dancing! And yes! We like millionaires! Fifi and Sarah.” | |||
Chloe, Sadie, Louise, Gerri … These messages are all for Hector and Nick – and they’re all from girls! | |||
I smell a rat! | |||
Mmm! And I think I know who is responsible! | |||
Oh, Bridget! | |||
Look at this! | |||
“Are you a gorgeous babe?” | |||
“Do you have a gorgeous friend?” | |||
“Do you like fast cars and dancing all night?” | |||
“Do you like millionaires?” | |||
“Then you will love us – we are Hector and Nick – the Romero Brothers!” | |||
What? | |||
“See attached photo.” | |||
Ha, cheats, they glued their photo on this car! | |||
Ha, what a joke! | |||
What, that’s how they received six hundred and thirty-three messages from girls. | |||
But they don’t know they received six hundred and thirty-three messages, do they? | |||
No, they don’t now. | |||
Let’s go to the cybercafé. | |||
I have a plan. |
15:30 | |||
The poor computer. How many messages? | |||
One hundred! | |||
Two hundred! | |||
Oh. | |||
How many? | |||
Er, one. | |||
Good. One hundred! | |||
Er, no, just one message. | |||
Huh? | |||
Umm … “Hector and Nick! We are dancers in a West End musical!” | |||
Dancers, you mean … dancers?! | |||
Yeah, sort of. | |||
“When we finish the show, shall we meet at your apartment at 10 p.m.? Is that OK?” | |||
“Cuddles and Bubbles, kiss, kiss, kiss.” | |||
“P.S. What is your address?” | |||
Wow!! They sound gorgeous! | |||
Uh? | |||
Er, ah! Cuddles and Bubbles are coming here tonight when they finish the show … at … 10 o’clock! | |||
Look, seven o’clock, eight, nine, ten o’clock! | |||
Wait a minute! It’s seven o’clock! | |||
That’s just three hours! | |||
What am I gonna wear? | |||
What are you gonna wear? | |||
But Nick, what about Bridget and Annie? | |||
Aha! It’s not a problem! | |||
Ah-ha-ha! Yes! | |||
17:24 | |||
Nadia … It’s terrible news! | |||
Hector killed my plant with perfume! | |||
And he did the washing … a very hot wash. | |||
Umm, Bridget was not pleased. | |||
Hey Dan! Guess what?! | |||
Hector and I have a date tonight with two dancers! | |||
Cuddles and Bubbles are coming here tonight. | |||
Wish us luck! | |||
18:28 | |||
So, Nick, what should I say? | |||
It’s easy, relax. | |||
Yeah, but you have had a hundred girlfriends. | |||
Yeah, well, when I said a hundred, it’s actually fewer. | |||
Er… fifty? | |||
No. | |||
Forty? | |||
No. | |||
Thirty? | |||
No. | |||
Twenty? | |||
No. | |||
Ten? | |||
No. | |||
Five? | |||
No. | |||
Four? | |||
No. | |||
Three? | |||
No. | |||
Two? | |||
No. | |||
One? | |||
None?!! | |||
Aaaah! | |||
OK. It’s OK. | |||
Hi! | |||
Girl | Hello, it’s us. | ||
Come on up. | |||
Ooh!! | |||
So, Nick, what do I say? | |||
OK, we need a script. | |||
Try this. | |||
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. | |||
Your ears are blue, like the ocean. | |||
No!! | |||
No!! Eyes, ears, ears, eyes! | |||
Oh oh oh, OK, OK. Er … Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. | |||
Good! | |||
You smell of sweet … | |||
You smell of sweat … | |||
No! No … sweet, not sweat! | |||
Oh, OK, OK. | |||
OK, your hair is so soft. | |||
Thank you, Nick. | |||
No, no, her hair, her hair! | |||
Oh, her hair! | |||
Oh, oh! | |||
Ready? | |||
Ready. | |||
Good luck! | |||
Oh, Cuddles and Bubbles. | |||
But we thought you were dancers. | |||
Oh, you are dancers. | |||
Dancing … dogs! | |||
In … Woof, The Musical. | |||
Ha, ha, hello, come in. Come in. | |||
Oh please, sit down. Sit! | |||
Stick to the script. | |||
You smell so sweet. | |||
Your ears are … blue, like the ocean. | |||
Eyes, eyes! | |||
Eyes! | |||
Girl | Are you a millionaire? | ||
Psst, psst! | |||
Am I a millionaire? | |||
Are you a millionaire? … Are you a millionaire? | |||
Ha-ha! We are millionaires! | |||
Girl | Good, good. | ||
Well, you can pay for these then!! | |||
If you please!! | |||
Your faces! | |||
We are the dancers … | |||
From the cybercafé! | |||
So you are millionaires, eh? | |||
Oh, what a trick to get girlfriends! | |||
Millionaires, very funny! | |||
With fast cars! | |||
Good trick, eh! | |||
But that is my car! | |||
Ow!!! | |||
You smell so sweet! | |||
And you do have beautiful eyes! | |||
Or is it ears? | |||
It’s the landlady! | |||
I’m off! | |||
Quick, hide, Hector! | |||
Umm, in the bedroom! | |||
Er … Bridget. | |||
Yes. | |||
Tell me. What is a taxidermist? | |||
Oh! | |||
23:34 | |||
Next time in EXTR@ | |||
Hector wants to get a job. | |||
Bridget and Annie have a surprise. | |||
And guess who’s coming to dinner. | |||
EXTR@ – don’t miss it! |