extr@ (Extra) English İngilizce Altyazılı ve Transkripsiyonlu (birden fazla dile çevrilmiş)
Bölüm 4: Hector looks for a job (Hector iş arar)
TV programı senaryosu/çeviri ile diyalog metni

Bridget

Annie

Nick

Hector
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This is the story of two girls who share a flat in London. |
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They have a visitor from Argentina who speaks only a little English. |
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What the girls don’t know, but Nick does is that Hector is very, very rich. |
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Does Hector like Bridget? Does Bridget like Hector? |
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And who does Nick like? |
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Stand by for EXTRA!
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Stand by for EXTR@! |
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Job – stuntman. Age, 20. 20? No, 30, more mature. Age, 30. |
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Ow-ow!! |
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Where’s the fire … |
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It’s the smoke detector! |
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I know that! Where’s the broom?! |
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Oh good, it’s stopped. |
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I think this was the problem. |
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Anyone for very hard boiled eggs? |
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Nick. |
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Eh? |
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Are they your eggs? |
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Eh? |
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I thought so! What on earth are you doing? Are you crazy?! |
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Oh, are my eggs ready? |
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Oh, your eggs, Hector. |
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Hector’s eggs, Bridget. |
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Is he crazy?! |
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Hector, the eggs are, erm, ruined. |
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Perhaps some cornflakes instead? |
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Thank you, Bridget. |
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Huh, perhaps some cornflakes instead?! |
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What are you doing on our computer anyway? |
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Nothing! |
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Let’s just say, girls, one day you will say ‘Brad Pitt – urgh!! Pah!! Johnny Depp – urgh!! Pah!!’ |
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‘Nick from next door – vroom-vroom-vroom!! The coolest stuntman in the world!’ |
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Oh, you a stuntman!! |
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Yep. I got the job on the Internet. |
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Well, nearly. I’m waiting for confirmation. |
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Oh, how exciting! |
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The coolest stuntman in the world – on a moped, right? |
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On a Harley-Davidson, actually. |
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Films! Those stars! That money! Oh! Oh! |
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Have you seen Carina’s dress in the magazine? |
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I’d love to have a dress like that. |
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Mmm, me too. It would really suit me. |
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How much is it? |
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Oh, let’s see. Erm … |
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How much? |
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Oh, I’m a student, it’s too expensive for me! |
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I’ve got a job and it’s too expensive for me! |
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We need more money. |
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Money? |
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Bridget, Annie, I have something to tell you. |
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Hector, don’t! It’s a secret! |
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The Romero family, one of the richest families in Argentina. |
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Keep it a secret. Shh. |
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What’s a secret? |
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You have been very kind. |
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Yes, Hector. |
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Ha-ha, ha-ha! I’m sure Bridget and Annie have a little money! Ha-ha! |
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Shh! Nick!! |
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So I want to, I want to give you some money. |
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Yes! |
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So, I am going – to look for a job. |
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Oh … that’s a great idea, Hector. |
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Great!! |
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Yeah, we can look for a job on the Internet, can’t we. |
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OK, here we are, job vacancies. |
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Well, let’s see. |
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Oh well, there’s a job in a launderette. |
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No! |
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And there’s a job as a gardener. |
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No! |
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And here’s a job as a cook. |
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No! |
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Wait a minute! Look at this. |
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A waiter! What a great idea! |
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Yes! Ooh, I love good looking waiters! |
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Did you say ‘good looking’? Here I am. |
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What about Hector as a waiter? |
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A waiter? |
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Yeah, you know … |
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Oh, but I don’t know how. |
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Oh, don’t worry. I will teach you! |
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Hello! |
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Howard! |
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How are you?!! |
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Oh, thank you, Howard! |
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Me? Dinner tonight! |
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Seven o’clock – at the Singing Parrot Café … OK, Howard! Bye, Howard! |
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That was Howard. |
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No! |
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He’s invited me to dinner tonight, because he wants to – talk to me about a NEW JOB! |
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Who is Howard? |
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Bridget’s boss. |
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Ah, he is so rich, he’s so clever and he wants to see me!! |
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He might offer me a promotion! |
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What shall I wear? |
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I have nothing to wear! |
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No! Wrong! |
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Huh! |
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So last season. |
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Bet Howard can’t ride a motorbike. |
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Nope! |
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He does give Bridget promotion, although I have heard – Howard has a nickname! |
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What was I thinking?! |
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What? |
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The octopus! |
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The octopus? |
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Oh, the octopus! |
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Is he meeting her alone? |
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Yes. |
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No, no! Bridget needs help! |
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We must stop her! |
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I have an idea. |
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Why don’t you eat here? |
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No! |
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Yes, then we can both talk to your boss about your new job! |
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Here? |
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No, no way. |
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I could cook for you! |
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Huh! Definitely not, no! |
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And I could be your waiter! |
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I want to be your waiter. |
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Yeah, OK then, but be serious! |
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But don’t worry, we will help you get your promotion. |
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Leave it to us! |
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Nadia! Hector wants a job … but it’s difficult. What can he do? |
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He can’t work in a launderette and he can’t work as a gardener. |
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Hmm. He can’t work as a cook, but then we saw the job for Hector … a waiter! |
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And Bridget’s boss, Howard wants to take her out to dinner tonight. |
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I wonder why? |
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11:00 |
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OK, Hector, you are the waiter, so you must set the table. |
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Yes, I have set the table, but there is one problem. |
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A problem? |
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The table is too small. |
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The table is too small? |
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Yes, look. |
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Hector, this is set for twelve courses! |
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Dinner at home is always like this. |
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Oh yes! You are a million… You are a millionaire. |
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This is just a little dinner for Bridget’s boss – OK? |
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OK. |
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OK. I am a customer! |
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Where would you like to sit? |
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Hmm. Here. |
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Oh, I … The bill. |
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Not yet! The menu first! |
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Oh, sorry, erm … The menu. |
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Forget the menu. |
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What have you got today? |
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To eat? |
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To eat. |
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Today, as dish of the day, I have a delicious hot cat. |
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A hot cat?! |
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That’s a hot dog. |
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Ah! Hot cat, hot dog! |
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Cat … hot … dog … |
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Oh no! |
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Oh, how’s it going? |
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Great! |
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Nick is a good teacher. |
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Let’s see. |
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Uh-uh, Hector’s café is now closed. |
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Oh!! |
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I’ll get it. |
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Delivery, Miss Evans and Miss Taylor. |
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Oh, Thank you! |
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Oh! Bridget, look! |
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Oh! ‘For lovely Annie from H.’ |
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‘For beautiful Bridget from H.’ |
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Who’s H.? |
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Oh, it must be Howard! |
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Oh, what is it! |
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Oh, Bridget! Look, it’s Carina’s dress! |
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But how did he guess?! |
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Oh, he’s a clever man! |
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Anyway, it’s not Carina’s dress now. It’s Bridget’s dress! |
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Oh, thank you, Howard! |
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Oh, Bridget, isn’t your boss kind! |
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But, why did he buy me one? |
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Oh, I’ve told him all about you! |
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Chrissy, Howard, my boss is coming to dinner! |
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He wants to talk to me about a new job. I’m so excited. |
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He even sent me a dress! |
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His nickname is ‘The Octopus’. |
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Ugh! Anyway – Hector and I will prepare and serve a good dinner this evening. |
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Wow! |
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OK, Nick?! |
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Yeah. Hot. The soup, hot. |
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. The soup is hot. |
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Thank you, Hector. |
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He’s here. |
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Good evening, Howard. |
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Ah, Bridget, my princess! |
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Please come in. |
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Bridget, you look divine. |
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And this must be Annie. Are you sisters? Such beauty! |
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The dresses are exquisite! |
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Oh … |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you. |
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Don’t thank me, it’s a privilege! |
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Oh, and this, of course, is Nick. |
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Hi. |
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And this is Hector. He’s from Argentina. |
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Hello. |
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Argentina. |
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Do you have a cow? |
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Two million! |
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What? |
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My parents own two million cows. |
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Ah yes, thank you, Hector. |
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Hector’s English is a little … |
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Weird! |
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Never mind, Hector. |
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So, Bridget, what a beautiful apartment, for a beautiful lady. |
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Dinner is served! |
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Hector, go on! |
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Today, we have sick pea soup. |
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Mmm, sick pea soup, my favourite! |
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Chickpea, chickpea! |
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Erm … chickpea soup. |
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This guy is great! Where did you find him?! |
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Sick pea soup! |
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Mind you, it does look like – urgh! |
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Sorry, Nick! |
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Main course, teeth casserole. |
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Teeth casserole? |
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Beef, beef! |
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Oh, sorry, beef casserole! |
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I bet the beef is as hard as teeth! A dinner with bite! |
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Oh! Sorry, Nick! |
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So, Bridget, you would like a better job? |
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Well, Howard, I, I … |
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Are you willing to work harder, huh? |
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Ah! You stupid idiot! |
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Sorry, erm … ! |
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And Bridget, with your good looks … |
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What a creep! |
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Hey! It’s cold! |
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Hector! I want hot coffee! |
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He wants hot coffee. |
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Then he will have hot coffee! |
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So, by the age of twenty, I had fifty people working for me. |
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Fascinating! |
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My father said, ‘if you want more money, you must work hard.’ |
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Hey! You have poisoned me! |
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You fool, you stupid boy! |
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Stupid! |
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Don’t you dare talk to my friend Hector like that! |
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Oh, what is he? |
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Is he your boyfriend or something?! |
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He is … a kind and clever and lovely man, which is something that you will never, ever be! |
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So you can keep your job, you creep! |
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And we’ll send you back the dresses! |
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What dresses? |
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Oh, these dresses, the ones you bought Annie and me! |
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I did not buy those dresses. |
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I would not spend money on you! Hah! |
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Goodbye, Howard! |
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You’ve lost your job! |
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Well, too late, I quit!! |
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Howard said he did not buy the dresses. |
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So who did? |
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If ‘H’ isn’t for Howard? |
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Then ‘H’ is for Hector! |
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You? But why did you buy the dresses? |
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To say thank you. |
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But they’re so expensive. |
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Where did you get the money? |
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I … found it. |
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Well, these expensive dresses must go back to the shop. |
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Yes they must! But not until tomorrow. |
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That’s right, let’s go clubbing! Come on, Nick, Hector! |
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See you later, boys! |
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Hector, you are a true, true friend. |
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Money is not everything. |
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So, what did you buy me? |
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What do you think? |
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I love you, I love you! |
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One moment. |
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You didn’t buy me a bike, you didn’t buy me a bike. |
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You didn’t buy me a bike. |
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OK? |
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Thanks, Hector. It’s really, really … |
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It’s OK, Nick. |
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Hop on, I’ll give you a lift. |
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Hey … |
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So do you still want to be a waiter? |
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No, I want to be like you, Nick, a stuntman! |
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Aaah!! |
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Next time in EXTRA
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Next time in EXTR@ |
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Nick gets a job on TV. |
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Annie loves watching TV. |
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And why does Hector want to learn to cook? |
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EXTRA – don’t miss it!
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EXTR@ – don’t miss it! |
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Bu, Londra'da aynı daireyi paylaşan iki kızın hikayesidir.
Arjantin'den çok az İngilizce konuşan bir ziyaretçileri var.
Kızların bilmediği ama Nick'in bildiği şey Hector'un çok ama çok zengin olduğudur.
Hector Bridget'i seviyor mu? Bridget, Hector'dan hoşlanıyor mu?
Peki Nick kimden hoşlanıyor?
EXTR@ için beklemede kalın!
İş – dublör. Yaş, 20. 20 mi? Hayır, 30 yaşındayım, daha olgunum. Yaş, 30.
Ah, ah!!
Yangın nerede…
Bu duman dedektörü!
Biliyorum ki! Süpürge nerede?
Ah güzel, durduruldu.
Bence sorun buydu.
Çok sert haşlanmış yumurta isteyen var mı?
Nick.
Ha?
Onlar senin yumurtaların mı?
Ha?
Ben de öyle düşünmüştüm! Ne yapıyorsun sen? Sen deli misin?!
Yumurtalarım hazır mı?
Yumurtaların, Hector.
Hector'un yumurtaları Bridget.
O deli mi?
Hector, yumurtalar mahvoldu.
Belki onun yerine biraz mısır gevreği?
Teşekkür ederim Bridget.
Ha, belki onun yerine biraz mısır gevreği?!
Zaten bilgisayarımızda ne yapıyorsun?
Hiç bir şey!
Diyelim ki kızlar, bir gün 'Brad Pitt - ıhhhh!' diyeceksiniz. Ah!! Johnny Depp – ahhh!! Ah!'
'Yan taraftaki Nick - vroom-vroom-vroom!! Dünyanın en havalı dublörü!'
Ah, sen bir dublörsün!!
Evet. İşi internetten buldum.
Neredeyse. Onay bekliyorum.
Ah, ne kadar heyecan verici!
Dünyanın en havalı dublörü; moped üzerinde, değil mi?
Aslında bir Harley-Davidson'da.
Filmler! O yıldızlar! O para! Ah! Ah!
Carina'nın elbisesini dergide gördün mü?
Böyle bir elbiseye sahip olmayı çok isterim.
Ben de. Gerçekten bana çok yakışırdı.
Ne kadar?
Ah, bakalım. Şey...
Ne kadar?
Ah, ben öğrenciyim, bu benim için çok pahalı!
Bir işim var ve bu benim için çok pahalı!
Daha fazla paraya ihtiyacımız var.
Para?
Bridget, Annie, size söylemem gereken bir şey var.
Hektor, yapma! Bu bir sır!
Romero ailesi Arjantin'in en zengin ailelerinden biri.
Bunu bir sır olarak sakla. Şşş.
Sır nedir?
Çok nazik davrandın.
Evet, Hector.
Ha-ha, ha-ha! Eminim Bridget ve Annie'nin biraz parası vardır! Ha-ha!
Şşşt! Nick!!
Bu yüzden sana biraz para vermek istiyorum.
Evet!
Bu yüzden iş aramaya gidiyorum.
Ah... bu harika bir fikir Hector.
Harika!!
Evet, internette iş arayabiliriz, değil mi?
Tamam, işte buradayız, açık iş pozisyonları.
Bakalım.
Neyse, çamaşırhanede bir iş var.
HAYIR!
Ve bahçıvan olarak bir iş var.
HAYIR!
Ve işte aşçı olarak bir iş.
HAYIR!
Bir dakika bekle! Şuna bak.
Bir garson! Ne harika bir fikir!
Evet! Ah, yakışıklı garsonlara bayılırım!
'Yakışıklı' mı dedin? İşte buradayım.
Garson olarak Hector'a ne dersiniz?
Garson mu?
Evet, biliyorsun...
Ah, ama nasıl olduğunu bilmiyorum.
Ah, endişelenme. Sana öğreteceğim!
Merhaba!
Howard!
Nasılsın?!!
Ah, teşekkür ederim Howard!
Ben? Bu akşam akşam yemeği!
Saat yedide - Şarkı Söyleyen Papağan Kafe'de... Tamam Howard! Hoşça kal Howard!
O Howard'dı.
HAYIR!
Beni bu akşam yemeğe davet etti çünkü benimle YENİ bir İŞ hakkında konuşmak istiyor!
Howard kimdir?
Bridget'in patronu.
Ah, o çok zengin, çok akıllı ve beni görmek istiyor!!
Bana terfi teklif edebilir!
Ne giyeceğim?
Giyecek hiçbir şeyim yok!
HAYIR! Yanlış!
Ha!
(Elbise) geçen sezon da öyle.
Bahse girerim Howard motosiklete binemez.
Hayır!
Bridget'e terfi veriyor ama Howard'ın bir takma adı olduğunu duymuştum!
Ne düşünüyordum?
Ne?
Ahtapot!
Ahtapot mu?
Ah, ahtapot!
Onunla yalnız mı buluşuyor?
Evet.
Hayır, hayır! Bridget'in yardıma ihtiyacı var!
Onu durdurmalıyız!
Bir fikrim var.
Neden burada yemek yemiyorsun?
HAYIR!
Evet, o zaman ikimiz de patronunla yeni işin hakkında konuşabiliriz!
Burada?
Hayır, mümkün değil.
Senin için yemek pişirebilirim!
Ha! Kesinlikle hayır, hayır!
Ben de senin garsonun olabilirim!
Garsonunuz olmak istiyorum.
Evet, tamam o zaman, ama ciddi ol!
Ancak endişelenmeyin, terfinizi almanıza yardımcı olacağız.
Bize bırakın!
Nadia! Hector bir iş istiyor… ama bu zor. Ne yapabilir?
Çamaşırhanede çalışamaz ve bahçıvan olarak çalışamaz.
Hmm. Aşçı olarak çalışamıyor ama sonra Hector'un işini gördük... Garson!
Ve Bridget'in patronu Howard onu bu akşam yemeğe çıkarmak istiyor.
Nedenini merak ediyorum?
Tamam Hector, sen garsonsun, o yüzden masayı kurmalısın.
Evet sofrayı kurdum ama bir sorun var.
Bir sorun mu var?
Masa çok küçük.
Masa çok mu küçük?
Evet, bak.
Hector, burası on iki kursa ayarlandı!
Evde akşam yemeği her zaman böyledir.
Ah evet! Sen bir milyonsun… Sen bir milyonersin.
Bu Bridget'in patronu için küçük bir akşam yemeği, tamam mı?
TAMAM.
TAMAM. Ben bir müşteriyim!
Nereye oturmak istersiniz?
Hmm. Burada.
Ah, ben... Fatura.
Henüz değil! Önce menü!
Ah, kusura bakma, şey... Menü.
Menüyü unutun.
Bugün neyin var?
Yemek mi?
Yemek için.
Bugün günün yemeği olarak lezzetli bir sıcak kedim var.
Ateşli bir kedi mi?
Bu bir sosisli sandviç.
Ah! Sıcak kedi, sosisli sandviç!
Kedi… sosisli… köpek…
Ah hayır!
Ah, nasıl gidiyor?
Harika!
Nick iyi bir öğretmendir.
Görelim.
Hector'un kafesi artık kapalı.
Ah!!
Anlayacağım.
Bayan Evans ve Bayan Taylor'a teslimat.
Teşekkür ederim!
Ah! Bridget, bak!
Ah! 'H'den sevimli Annie için'
'H'den güzel Bridget için'
H kim?
Ah, Howard olmalı!
Ah, ne oldu!
Ah, Bridget! Bakın, bu Carina'nın elbisesi!
Ama nasıl tahmin etti?
Ah, o akıllı bir adam!
Neyse artık Carina'nın elbisesi değil. Bu Bridget'in elbisesi!
Ah, teşekkür ederim Howard!
Oh, Bridget, senin patronun nazik değil mi?
Ama neden bana bir tane aldı?
Ah, ona senin hakkında her şeyi anlattım!
Chrissy, Howard, patronum yemeğe geliyor!
Benimle yeni bir iş hakkında konuşmak istiyor. Çok heyecanlıyım.
Bana bir elbise bile gönderdi!
Lakabı 'Ahtapot'tur.
Ah! Neyse - Hector ve ben bu akşam güzel bir akşam yemeği hazırlayıp servis edeceğiz.
Vay!
Tamam mı Nick?
Evet. Sıcak. Çorba sıcak.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Çorba sıcak.
Teşekkürler Hector.
O burada.
İyi akşamlar Howard.
Ah Bridget, prensesim!
Lütfen içeri gelin.
Bridget, muhteşem görünüyorsun.
Bu da Annie olmalı. Siz kız kardeş misiniz? Ne güzel!
Elbiseler enfes!
Ah …
Teşekkür ederim.
Teşekkür ederim.
Bana teşekkür etme, bu bir ayrıcalık!
Ah, bu da tabii ki Nick.
MERHABA.
Bu da Hector. Kendisi Arjantinli.
Merhaba.
Arjantin.
İneğin var mı?
İki milyon!
Ne?
Annem ve babamın iki milyon ineği var.
Ah evet, teşekkür ederim Hector.
Hector'un İngilizcesi biraz...
Garip, eksantrik!
Boşver, Hector.
Peki Bridget, güzel bir bayan için ne güzel bir daire.
Akşam yemeği servis ediliyor!
Hektor, devam et!
Bugün hasta bezelye çorbamız var.
Mmm, hasta bezelye çorbası, en sevdiğim!
Nohut, nohut!
Şey... nohut çorbası.
Bu adam harika! Onu nerede buldun?
Hasta bezelye çorbası!
Dikkat edin, öyle görünüyor – ıhhhh!
Üzgünüm, Nick!
Ana yemek, diş güveci.
Diş güveci mi?
Sığır eti, sığır eti!
Ah, özür dilerim, dana güveç!
Eminim sığır eti dişler kadar serttir! Lokmalık bir akşam yemeği!
Ah! Üzgünüm, Nick!
Peki Bridget, daha iyi bir iş ister misin?
Peki, Howard, ben, ben...
Daha çok çalışmaya istekli misin, ha?
Ah! Seni aptal aptal!
Üzgünüm, şey...!
Ve Bridget, yakışıklılığınla...
Ne sürüngen!
Hey! Hava soğuk!
Hector! Sıcak kahve istiyorum!
Sıcak kahve istiyor.
Sonra sıcak kahve içecek!
Yani yirmi yaşıma geldiğimde yanımda çalışan elli kişi vardı.
Büyüleyici!
Babam ‘Daha fazla para istiyorsan çok çalışmalısın’ dedi.
Hey! Beni zehirledin!
Seni aptal, seni aptal delikanlı!
Aptal!
Arkadaşım Hector'la böyle konuşmaya cesaret etme!
Ah, o nedir?
O senin erkek arkadaşın falan mı?
O… nazik, zeki ve sevimli bir adam ki bu senin asla ama asla olamayacağın bir şey!
Böylece işine devam edebilirsin, seni sürüngen!
Ve sana elbiseleri geri göndereceğiz!
Hangi elbiseler?
Ah, bu elbiseler, Annie'ye ve bana aldığın elbiseler!
O elbiseleri ben satın almadım.
Sana para harcamam! Hah!
Hoşça kal Howard!
İşini kaybettin!
Neyse, çok geç, işi bıraktım!!
Howard elbiseleri kendisinin satın almadığını söyledi.
Peki kim yaptı?
'H' Howard için değilse?
O zaman 'H' Hector içindir!
Sen? Peki elbiseleri neden aldın?
Teşekkür etmek için.
Ama çok pahalılar.
Parayı nereden buldun?
Ben… buldum.
Bu pahalı elbiseler mağazaya geri dönmeli.
Evet yapmalılar! Ama yarına kadar değil.
Aynen öyle, hadi kulübe gidelim! Haydi Nick, Hector!
Sonra görüşürüz çocuklar!
Hector, sen gerçek, gerçek bir arkadaşsın.
Para her şey değildir.
Peki bana ne aldın?
Ne düşünüyorsun?
Seni seviyorum, seni seviyorum!
Bir dakika.
Sen bana bisiklet almadın, bana bisiklet almadın.
Sen bana bisiklet almadın.
TAMAM?
Teşekkürler Hector. Bu gerçekten, gerçekten...
Sorun değil, Nick.
Atla, seni bırakacağım.
Hey …
Peki hala garson olmak istiyor musun?
Hayır, senin gibi olmak istiyorum Nick, dublör!
Aaaa!!
EXTR@'da bir dahaki sefere
Nick televizyonda bir iş bulur.
Annie televizyon izlemeyi seviyor.
Peki Hector neden yemek yapmayı öğrenmek istiyor?
EXTR@ – kaçırmayın!