extr@ (Extra) English 附有英文字幕和轉錄（翻譯成多種語言）
第1集 ： Hector’s Arrival （赫克托的到來）
電視節目劇本/對話記錄及翻譯
Bridget
Annie
Nick
Hector
| 00:15 | |||
| This is the story of Bridget and Annie who share a flat in London. | |||
| They have a neighbour, Nick. | |||
| Nick fancies Bridget, but Annie fancies Nick. | |||
| That’s the way it is until Bridget gets a letter from Argentina. | |||
| Stand by for EXTR@! | |||
| 01:12 | |||
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“Gigi!! Did you get my message?” | ||
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“Please call me. Love, John.” | ||
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“P.S. Did you get the flowers?” | ||
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Is he stupid?! | ||
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I told you last night, it’s finished. | ||
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Sorry. B. (And don’t call me GIGI.) | ||
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Yes, John! | ||
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Yes, I got the card and the flowers and the chocolates. | ||
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Yes, and I got the cushion as well. | ||
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But it’s finished. Sorry. | ||
John |
But please don’t leave me. | ||
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Don’t cry. | ||
John |
I love you so much. | ||
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Oh, goodbye. | ||
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Oh, and happy birthday! | ||
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Hah, men! | ||
| 02:41 | |||
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Come on, Charley. Come on. | ||
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Post, Bridget. | ||
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Charley and I have the post, haven’t we, Charley? | ||
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Give me the post, Charley. | ||
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Give me the post, Charley. | ||
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Drop it, Charley. | ||
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Oh, good boy! | ||
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Oh, telephone bill, gas bill, electricity bill. | ||
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Oh, what’s this? | ||
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Mmm, a parcel for you, Bridget. | ||
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Oh, good. | ||
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What is it? | ||
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Oh, it’s from mother. | ||
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Oh, “Bridget darling, this arrived for you. And I made you this. Love, Mummy.” | ||
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Oh! Oh, very you, Bridget! | ||
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Mother! | ||
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Ooh, this is from Argentina. | ||
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Argentina. Who from? What does it say? | ||
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Umm, it says, “Hello, do you remember me?” | ||
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No. | ||
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“Seven years ago, we was pen pals.” | ||
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“We was”… We were pen pals. | ||
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Oh yeah, now I remember, it’s Hector! | ||
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Who’s Hector? | ||
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He was my pen pal seven years ago. | ||
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Oh. | ||
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“I speak English good now.” | ||
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“I speak English good”… I speak English well now… | ||
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“… and I am coming to England.” | ||
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Oh, Latin Americans! | ||
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“I would like to sleep with you. Do you have a bed for me?” | ||
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Oh, he wants to stay here! | ||
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But, umm, what about the rules? | ||
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Ooh, a Latin American here, ooh, like Ricky Martin! | ||
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Tall, handsome… | ||
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Rich… | ||
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So, umm, when is he coming? | ||
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Oh, umm, let me see, it says… “November the 5th”. | ||
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Oh, November the 5th. | ||
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But that’s… | ||
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Today! | ||
| 05:48 | |||
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Oh, oh, it’s you, Nick! | ||
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Hi, babes! | ||
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Hello, Nick. How are you? | ||
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Great. | ||
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Nice muscles. | ||
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Here’s your milk. | ||
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Our milk? | ||
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You mean our milk you borrowed three weeks ago. | ||
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Oh, thanks, Nick. | ||
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I forget nothing! | ||
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Would you like a drink, Nick? | ||
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Would you like a drink, Nick? | ||
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Uh-huh? | ||
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I said, “Would you like a drink, Nick?” | ||
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Oh! Sorry. No, thanks. | ||
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Oh, umm, Bridget’s friend is coming. | ||
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Oh, yeah? | ||
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Uh-huh. From Argentina. | ||
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Wow! From Argentina! | ||
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What’s she like? | ||
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She is a he! | ||
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Huh? | ||
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Not a girl, a boy. | ||
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Oh. Tough guy, eh? | ||
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Why don’t I show you how to do it properly? | ||
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Nick, I’ve told you before; nobody uses my bike. Nobody. Is that clear? | ||
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Why not? | ||
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Why not?! | ||
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If you touch my bike again, you are out! O-U-T, out! Clear?! | ||
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What? | ||
| 07:52 | |||
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I said… | ||
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Hello. | ||
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Hello. | ||
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I am called Argentina. I am from Hector. | ||
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You mean, “I am called Hector.” | ||
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You are called Hector? | ||
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Oh, no no no, I am called Annie. | ||
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I am called Annie. | ||
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No! She means, “I am called Hector. I am from Argentina.” | ||
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You are from Argentina! | ||
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Oh, come in! | ||
| 08:48 | |||
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Hi, Nadia. Bridget’s pen pal arrived this morning. | ||
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He is… strange! | ||
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Oh, and Nick from next door is so funny! | ||
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He brought our milk back from three weeks ago! | ||
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Chrissy! Nick is so stupid. He touched my bike! | ||
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Men! | ||
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Also, Hector is here from Argentina. His English is not very good. | ||
| 09:39 | |||
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My cars. | ||
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You play with cars?! | ||
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Yes, you play, no… | ||
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I play with cars. | ||
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He plays with cars! | ||
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I read… I love the library. | ||
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Fascinating! | ||
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We go to the library too, don’t we, Bridget? | ||
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Yes, it’s great! | ||
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Good. | ||
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I live here. | ||
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You live in a museum, full of old things? | ||
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Old things? Yes, I have lots of old things. | ||
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I live in a museum. | ||
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OK, I live in a museum. | ||
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Well, thank you, Hector. And now we’ll show you the flat. | ||
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This is the bedroom. | ||
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Thank you. | ||
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Where do you sleep? | ||
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Er, no, you don’t understand. We only have one bedroom. | ||
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One? I have twenty. | ||
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Twenty? | ||
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Yes, he lives in a museum, with twenty bedrooms. | ||
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Oh! Haha, very funny, twenty bedrooms! | ||
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Well, you can sleep here. | ||
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Oh, thank you. | ||
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Oh, no no no, Hector! | ||
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It’s a bed. | ||
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A bed? Oh, wow… | ||
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Here’s a cushion. | ||
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Oh, thank you. | ||
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Oh, this, of course, is the TV. | ||
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But just relax. I must go to the bathroom. | ||
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Psst! Annie! Bathroom! | ||
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Now! | ||
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Oh my goodness, what are we going to do? | ||
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He plays with toy cars! | ||
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He is not a sexy Argentinian. | ||
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But he is sweet. | ||
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And he is polite. | ||
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But those clothes! | ||
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Oh, he is so old-fashioned. | ||
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Mmm, he must go. | ||
| 12:42 | |||
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Room service. | ||
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Hello. Who are you? | ||
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Oh, you are quick. Good. | ||
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Eh? | ||
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My luggage is downstairs. | ||
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What? | ||
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Bring it up, please. | ||
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What are you doing? | ||
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I pulled, you come. You are the butler. | ||
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The butler?! | ||
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I am Nick. I live next door. | ||
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Oh, I am Hector. | ||
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Oh, Hector, from Argentina. | ||
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Yes, from Argentina! | ||
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Where are the girls? | ||
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The girls? | ||
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Yeah, Bridget and Annie. | ||
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Oh, they live here. | ||
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Yeah, I know. | ||
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Where’s Bridget? | ||
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Does she know you are here? | ||
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Bridget, she gave me this. | ||
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Oh. | ||
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Hello, Nick! | ||
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Oh, this is Hector from Argentina. | ||
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Yeah, I know. | ||
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Isn’t he wonderful? | ||
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Wonderful. | ||
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Are you hungry? | ||
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Uh? | ||
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We’ll buy your lunch. | ||
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What would you like to eat? | ||
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Fish and chips? | ||
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Oh, fish and ships!! | ||
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Umm, Nick, Hector, make friends. | ||
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Nick, teach Hector some English. | ||
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Yeah, OK, I’ll teach Hector some English. | ||
| 14:37 | |||
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Yo, Dan! How’s it going?! | ||
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The chicks in the apartment opposite have a visitor… Hector from Argentina. | ||
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He can’t speak English. | ||
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Man! He thought I was the butler! | ||
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And even worse, I think he fancies Bridget. | ||
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The girls have gone out, so I will teach him to speak English! | ||
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See what I mean? Stay cool. N. | ||
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P.S. Big decision. Today I joined an acting agency. | ||
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Brad Pitt is history! | ||
| 15:43 | |||
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OK… this is the oven. | ||
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This is the oven. | ||
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Annie’s dog sleeps in the oven. | ||
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Annie’s dog sleeps in the oven. | ||
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So you say, “Annie, the dog is in the oven.” | ||
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Annie, the dog is in the oven. | ||
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Great! | ||
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Now, Bridget. | ||
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Oh, oh dear. | ||
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Well, Bridget likes strong men, especially strong legs. | ||
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Well, I am strong. | ||
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Yeah? Can you cycle fifty kilometres? | ||
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Yes. | ||
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No way! | ||
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Yes. | ||
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Well, go on, then, show me. | ||
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Yes, look! | ||
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Adios, amigo! | ||
| 17:06 | |||
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Ah. Bridget, Annie, lunch! Fish and chips! | ||
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Yes, lunch, Hector. | ||
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Look, Bridget, fifty kilometres. | ||
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Oh, Annie, the dog is in the oven. | ||
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What? Oh! | ||
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Hi, everything OK? | ||
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Great! | ||
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I am… how do you say? Umm… | ||
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Dead! | ||
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Hot. | ||
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Hot. Yeah, I am hot. I need a… | ||
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Shower. | ||
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Yeah, I need a shower. | ||
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Be my guest! | ||
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Oh, thank you. | ||
| 18:07 | |||
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Right, that’s it! He must go! | ||
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Why? He is so nice. | ||
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He used my bike! | ||
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Oh! | ||
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Yeah, and he said that the dog was in the oven. | ||
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What a horrible joke! | ||
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Where is Charley? Charley! | ||
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What a bad, bad boy. | ||
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He must go! | ||
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Can he stay with you, Nick? | ||
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Uh-uh. Sorry, ladies. | ||
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Oh, please, Nick, you have a spare room. | ||
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No way. Not my problem. | ||
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He must go now! | ||
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But he’s in the shower. | ||
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I don’t care! | ||
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Hector, please come out. We want to talk to you. | ||
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I like fish and ships… | ||
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Hector, please come out. We want to talk to you. | ||
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OK, one moment, please! | ||
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I like fish and chips! | ||
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Yes, you want me. | ||
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We think… | ||
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We… we have a problem. | ||
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It’s like this. | ||
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Go on, then, tell him. | ||
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Yes, Bridget? | ||
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Hector, the thing is… | ||
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Stay there, I’ll talk to him. | ||
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Hector, can I have a word, please? | ||
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Ricky Martin! | ||
| 19:58 | |||
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Hector, is this you? | ||
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Yes, and my parents. | ||
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The Romero family, one of the richest families in Argentina. | ||
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Who are these? | ||
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My… | ||
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Servants. | ||
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Yeah, my servants. | ||
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Your cars? | ||
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Yeah, my cars. | ||
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Hector, you are rich! | ||
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Why stay here? | ||
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I want friends, good friends. | ||
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People like you for your money? | ||
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That’s awful! | ||
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Umm… listen, keep it a secret. | ||
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OK! | ||
| 20:57 | |||
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Perhaps he could stay here. | ||
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Yes. Poor boy. | ||
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Hector, come and stay with me. I have two rooms. | ||
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Shut up, Nick. | ||
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Hector will stay with us, won’t you, Hector? | ||
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Hector, come and… sit down. | ||
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Hector, please, call me Gigi! | ||
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Oh, Charley, there you are. | ||
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Oh, Annie, the dog is in the oven. | ||
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The oven? | ||
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Yes, Nick is a good English teacher. | ||
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Yes, a very good English teacher! | ||
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I’d love to see your photos again. | ||
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Oh, me too! | ||
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Oh, your sweet toy cars! | ||
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They are not toys! | ||
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Today, Hector arrives and it’s Bonfire Night. | ||
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Let’s party! | ||
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What sort of music do you like? | ||
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Music? | ||
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Yeah, music. You know, soul, funk, dance. | ||
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Watch me, like this. | ||
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Interesting. | ||
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I dance, like this. | ||
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I’ll get it. I’ll get it. | ||
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Hello. | ||
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Oh, yeah, that’s great. Sure, come up. | ||
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It’s the landlady! | ||
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The tarantula! | ||
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Quick, hide, Hector. | ||
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I’m off. I owe two weeks’ rent! | ||
| 23:20 | |||
| Next time in EXTR@ | |||
| The flatmates go shopping for Hector. | |||
| Hector goes shopping for the girls. | |||
| But what happens when Hector goes shopping for himself? | |||
| EXTR@ – don’t miss it! | |||
