extr@ (Extra) English 附有英文字幕和轉錄（翻譯成多種語言）
第 2 集： Hector Goes Shopping (Hector Goes Shopping)
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Bridget
Annie
Nick
Hector
| 00:15 | |||
| This is the story of two girls who share a flat in London. | |||
| They have a neighbour, Nick, who likes Bridget. | |||
| But Annie likes Nick. | |||
| That is until Hector arrives from Argentina, and Hector is very, very handsome. | |||
| Stand by for EXTR@! | |||
| 01:20 | |||
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“What’s he like?” | ||
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Oh, Argentinian …tall … handsome! | ||
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“Wow! Fantastic! A new boyfriend for you maybe?” | ||
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Maybe, but don’t tell Bridget! | ||
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“Oh, Hector, call me Gigi.” | ||
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Must go! More news later! | ||
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Is Hector still asleep? | ||
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Yep. | ||
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Hector, wakey-wakey. Come on, rise and shine. | ||
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Sweet! | ||
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Oh, good morning. | ||
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Oh, good morning. | ||
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Uh, no no no, good morning, ah-ah-ah. | ||
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Good morning, ah-ah-ah. | ||
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No, Hector. I have a cold. | ||
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And so have I. | ||
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Oh, you have a cold, Bridget. | ||
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Yes, I have a cold. | ||
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Yes, we have a cold. So, let’s begin again. | ||
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Good morning. | ||
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Good morning. | ||
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Oh, never mind. | ||
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Hector, would you like some … new pyjamas? | ||
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Hector, please excuse me for a moment. | ||
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Psst, Annie, bathroom. Now! | ||
| 04:01 | |||
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Good morning. | ||
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Good morning. | ||
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Is it fancy dress? | ||
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Fancy dress? Yes. | ||
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Oh, nice. Hey, nice car, eh. | ||
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I have this car at home. | ||
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Wow, you have this car at home. | ||
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Girls must love you. | ||
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Girls? No. | ||
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No? Hector, can I tell you something? | ||
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OK. | ||
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The car looks good. So you must look good too! | ||
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I look good! | ||
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No. You don’t look good. But I can help. | ||
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OK! | ||
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Yes. | ||
| 05:02 | |||
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Hector’s clothes are awful! | ||
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Oh, they’re so old fashioned! | ||
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I know, I’ll take him shopping. | ||
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But, Bridget, you’re so busy. I’ll take him shopping. | ||
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No, it’s all right. I’ll take him shopping. | ||
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It’s no problem. I’ll take him shopping. | ||
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I said I’ll take him shopping!! | ||
| 05:24 | |||
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You need … you need a … Well, hi, babe. | ||
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Oh, it’s you, Nick. | ||
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Oh, hi, Nick. | ||
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Hector has asked me what clothes to wear. | ||
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Yeah, right. | ||
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You need a look, like on a fast bike. | ||
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No no no no, Hector, don’t listen to Nick. Listen to me. | ||
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OK. | ||
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You need a designer look. | ||
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No no no, Hector, that’s not for you. | ||
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You need … you need a cowboy look. | ||
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No, no, a leather jacket. | ||
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A bandanna and a vest. | ||
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A denim shirt. | ||
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A motor bike! | ||
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Designer! | ||
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Cowboy! | ||
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Ah, stop!! OK, I will go shopping. | ||
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What? | ||
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On your own? | ||
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But … you need us! | ||
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Ah, oh oh oh oh oh. | ||
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How? What will you say? | ||
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Er … | ||
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It’s OK. Leave it to me. | ||
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I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer. | ||
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Uh? | ||
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This is a shop. I sell, you buy. | ||
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Oh, OK. | ||
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Oh, ding-dong. Good morning. | ||
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Good morning! Can I help you? | ||
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Yes. I … I … | ||
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I would like … | ||
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Oh, I would like … a jacket, please. | ||
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Trousers. | ||
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Uh? | ||
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I would like a pair of trousers, please. | ||
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Oh, I would like a pair of trousers, please. | ||
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And a shirt. | ||
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No, shoes. I would like a pair of shoes, please. | ||
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I would like a pair of shoes, please. | ||
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And a cat for my head. | ||
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I think you mean a hat. | ||
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This is a cat! | ||
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A cat? A cat for my head! | ||
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Hector, come shopping with me. | ||
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Or me. | ||
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No, me. | ||
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He’s my pen friend! | ||
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All right! | ||
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Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector a little bit each. | ||
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I will go to the shoe shop. | ||
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And I will go to the clothes shop. | ||
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No, I’ll go to the clothes shop! | ||
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OK, I’ll just buy the shirt. | ||
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I’ll buy the trousers! | ||
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Good! Hah! | ||
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Good. | ||
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Right, let’s go! | ||
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Oh, no. I completely forgot! | ||
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We need eggs, lemons and dog food. | ||
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Oh, it’s all right. I’ll do it online later. | ||
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Eggs, lemons, dog food. | ||
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Oh, well done, Hector. | ||
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Bye, Hector. Oh, and don’t answer the phone. It might be the tarantula. | ||
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OK. | ||
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Bye, Hector. Be good. And if you can’t be good, be careful. | ||
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Eh? | ||
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Never mind! | ||
| 09:04 | |||
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Nadia, I have a cold … Bridget has a cold … and Hector has … terrible pyjamas. | ||
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Oh, you should see them, Nadia! They are so funny! | ||
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Hi, sweetie. I wanted to buy Hector some new clothes on my own. | ||
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But Annie and Nick said they wanted to shop for Hector as well. | ||
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So guess what? We’re all going shopping for Hector. | ||
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What will he look like? | ||
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And Annie thinks Hector needs a cowboy look. | ||
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But I think he needs a biker look, like me! Yeah! | ||
| 10:13 | |||
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Good morning, sir. I would like … a cat for my head! Ha-ha! | ||
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A cat … oh, room service. | ||
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Hello, I would like an egg for my head. Ha-ha! Lemons for my head! | ||
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Oh, dog food for my head! | ||
Landlady |
Who’s that? | ||
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Aah! The tarantula! | ||
Landlady |
I said, “Who’s that?” | ||
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Hello. | ||
Landlady |
Where’s Bridget? | ||
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Er … where is Bridget? | ||
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Me, I am Bridget. | ||
Landlady |
I don’t believe you. | ||
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Yes, I have a cold! Atchoo! Atchoo! | ||
Landlady |
Oh, I’m sorry. | ||
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Oh, thank you. Atchoo! | ||
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Ssh! Charley! | ||
Landlady |
Is that a dog? | ||
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No, no, it is not a dog. It’s … Annie. Yes, Annie has a cold also! | ||
Landlady |
Oh, poor Annie. | ||
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Thank you. Atchoo! Now goodbye! Atchoo! Atchoo! | ||
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Oh, oh ole! I am Hector, I speak English. Eggs, lemons, dog food. Eggs, lemons, dog food. | ||
| 12:12 | |||
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Oh, hi. Good afternoon, Annie. | ||
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Good afternoon, Hector. I bought this for you. | ||
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Oh, what is it? | ||
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Try it on. | ||
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Eh? | ||
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Try it on! | ||
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Try it on? | ||
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Oh, try it on! Oh, ah. | ||
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Where’s Hector? | ||
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In the bathroom. | ||
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Good. I’ll give this to him. | ||
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It’s OK, I’ll give it to him! | ||
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No, it’s all right. | ||
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Hector … | ||
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Hector … | ||
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I’ve got something for you. | ||
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Oh, OK. | ||
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Come in. | ||
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Spoilsport! | ||
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Hector? Hector? | ||
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Hello. | ||
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Here are your clothes. You will look so cool. | ||
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Cool? | ||
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Cool. | ||
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Cool! | ||
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Nice melons! | ||
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Melons? Who are those from? | ||
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Ah, I think Hector has been shopping online. | ||
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Oh, I’m really thirsty. I need a drink. | ||
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But we don’t need any melons! | ||
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Well, he did try! | ||
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And he bought some eggs. Yeah, just a few. | ||
| 14:23 | |||
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Yo, Dan! Hector did the shopping today. | ||
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He bought one hundred and forty-four eggs … and ten melons instead of ten lemons. | ||
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What an idiot. | ||
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I would like some eggs, please. | ||
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I would like some lemons, please. | ||
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And oh, dog food for my head! Ha, ha, ha, thank you! | ||
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I went shopping for Hector today and bought him something really cool! | ||
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I cannot wait for him to try it on. | ||
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I went to the clothes shop and bought Hector a really trendy outfit! | ||
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He will look just like David Beckham! | ||
| 15:33 | |||
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So how did Hector do the shopping? | ||
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Ah-ha! Hector ordered ten melons instead of ten lemons. | ||
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Oh, an easy mistake. He did try. | ||
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Yes, he did try. | ||
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And what about the eggs? | ||
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OK, eggs. | ||
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You buy a dozen eggs, yeah? | ||
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Yep, a dozen is ten. | ||
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A dozen is twelve, stupid! | ||
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I know! | ||
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Well, Hector has put the number twelve here. | ||
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Well, that’s OK. That’s one box. | ||
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No, he ordered twelve boxes. | ||
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One hundred and forty-four. | ||
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Now … dog food. | ||
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Ha, ha, I can’t wait! | ||
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OK, I’m ready! | ||
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We’re ready! | ||
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Enter! | ||
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Do you like it? | ||
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Well? | ||
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Ah … er … I like the shirt. | ||
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I like the sarong. | ||
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I like the shoes. | ||
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So, am I cool? | ||
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Uh … | ||
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No, I’m not cool. | ||
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Er … no! | ||
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So, I will go shopping. | ||
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Here we go again. | ||
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Hector! You can’t go out there on your own. | ||
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You went shopping on the Internet. | ||
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Yes. | ||
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Ha ha! You ordered melons instead of lemons and too many eggs. | ||
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Have you ever been to a supermarket? | ||
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No. | ||
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My … | ||
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Servants. Now I understand. | ||
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Come on, Hector, I will teach you how to shop. Hector … | ||
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Till you drop. | ||
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Bridget and I will be the shopkeepers. | ||
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And you are our customer. | ||
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OK. Good afternoon. | ||
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Good afternoon! | ||
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Can I help you, sir? | ||
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Eh? | ||
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What would you like to buy? | ||
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Oh, I would like some … | ||
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Clothes! | ||
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Yes, I would like some clothes, please. | ||
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What size? | ||
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Eh? | ||
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What … umm … size? | ||
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I don’t know. | ||
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I’ll have to measure you then. | ||
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Arms up, please. | ||
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Eh? | ||
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Arms up, please. | ||
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Oh, arms up, please. | ||
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Chest. | ||
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Ooh! One hundred and twelve centimetres! | ||
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Chest, one hundred and twelve centimetres. | ||
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And waist. | ||
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Eighty-two centimetres. | ||
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Waist, eighty-two centimetres. | ||
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And … leg!! | ||
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I’ll do that! | ||
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No, it’s OK! | ||
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I shall do that! | ||
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Eighty-seven centimetres! | ||
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Now, do you like these trousers? | ||
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Do you like this shirt? | ||
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Yes. | ||
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Good, that’s … umm… five thousand pounds. | ||
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OK. | ||
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No no no, Hector. Five thousand pounds is, is … eight thousand dollars! | ||
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Yeah. | ||
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It’s too much. It’s too expensive. | ||
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Not for Hector. | ||
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So, I am ready to go shopping! Ha ha! | ||
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Ha ha! | ||
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Good luck. | ||
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Yeah, good luck. | ||
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You’ll need it! | ||
| 20:15 | |||
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Where’s my lemon drink, Nick? | ||
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Nick, are there any more tissues? | ||
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All right, I’m coming as fast as I can! OK. | ||
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Oh, I feel awful. | ||
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Oh, me too. Nothing will make me feel better. | ||
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Oh, can you get that, please, Nick? | ||
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Oh, it’s only Hector. | ||
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Well, is it … cool? | ||
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Wow, man! Well done! You look great! | ||
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I would like a shirt, please. | ||
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Excellent! Oh, the clothes are super! | ||
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And a pair of trousers. | ||
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Oh, you are clever, Hector! | ||
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And a pair of shoes, please! | ||
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I have been shopping! | ||
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Oh, I’ll get it. | ||
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Hello. | ||
Landlady |
It’s me. | ||
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Oh, hello. | ||
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It’s the tarantula! | ||
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How are you? | ||
Landlady |
Fine, thank you. | ||
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Oh, good, good. | ||
Landlady |
How’s your cold? | ||
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How’s my cold? | ||
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Well, how did you know I have a cold? | ||
Landlady |
You told me this morning. | ||
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Yes, silly me! I told you this morning. | ||
Landlady |
Why are four hundred tins of dog food here for Annie? | ||
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Pardon? | ||
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I don’t know. | ||
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How strange! | ||
Landlady |
Four hundred tins. | ||
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Yes, that’s a lot of tins. I really don’t know. | ||
Landlady |
Can you ask Annie? | ||
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Yes, I’ll ask Annie. Goodbye. | ||
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The tarantula said, “Why have four hundred tins of dog food downstairs?” | ||
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Four hundred tins? | ||
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Hector!! | ||
| 23:10 | |||
| Next time in EXTR@ | |||
| Annie goes dating on the Internet, and so do Nick and Hector. | |||
| But do they like their dates? | |||
| EXTR@ – don’t miss it! | |||
